Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Superpenguin]

Well -go and get it out.

Waiter, there is some plane cargo in my soup.

 

[Lord Of The Pootis]

Sell it on the internet!


There is a dispenser in my soup...

 

[satellitestorm]

The soup is a spy!

Waiter, there is an Arwing in my soup.

 

[Bambi]

Then Arwingading it outta there. -sorry have no idea what an arwing is lol.

Waiter, there is a dustbunny in my soup.

 

[Cinnabunnie]

Oh yes, that's our secret ingredient, it makes the soup taste better

Waiter, there's Christmas lights in my soup.

 

[Feraligator]

Ooh, shiny!

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

 

[Lord Of The Pootis]

Holy **** how did that happen?!


There is a Britney Spears in my soup...

 

[Cinnabunnie]

Hmm... well back to rehab she goes.

Waiter, the Eiffel Tower is in my soup...

 

[SecondSider]

It's our French special soup.

Waiter, there is a pack of first-class tickets to Japan heading to Nintendo with a few English copies of Animal Crossing: New Leaf in my soup.

 

[Taiga]

Oh my, well time to hide it in the terms and conditions instead now.

Waiter, there is a dolphin in my soup.

 

[Lew]

Nah, that's just a normal fish.
Waiter, there is a carrot in my soup.

 

[jebug29]

Eh, what's up doc?

Waiter, there is a Raven in my soup.

 

[keybug55]

That is not very Raven

Waiter, there is a leaf in my soup!

 

[Elijo]

Well turn it over and you will become a mayor!

Waiter, there is a raw egg in my soup.

 

[jebug29]

It's a good source of protein!

Waiter, there's a politician in my soup!

 

[Elijo]

Well are you going to vote or not?

Waiter, there is a sock in my soup.

 

[Stargirl]

Take it off and wear it.

Waiter, there is a cicada in my soup!

 

[keybug55]

Just use your net

Waiter, there's a pony in my soup!

 

[Superpenguin]

Are you blind? That's clearly a unicorn!

Waiter, there's an ear of corn in my soup.

 

[Cottonball]

Thats so corny!

Waiter, there's a leaf in my soup.