Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Kip]

that made me laugh
Yeah, i thought it was a good idea.

Waiter, there is a fork in my soup.

 

[Thunder]

You asked for something light.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

EDIT: Whaaa ninja'd

We were out of spoons? Dammit I was not prepared for this.

 

[Bambi]

Bob, what did I tell you about bathing in the soups?

Waiter there's an alligator in my soup.

 

[Mei]

This is not a zoo, take it out!

Waiter, there is a hand in my soup.

 

[Mary]

It's yours, stupid.

Waiter, there is a Tom Nook in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Go finish your jobs and deliver this carpet now.

Waiter, there is a laptop in my soup.

 

[RoosterInURbutt]

You asked if we had Internet here didn't you?

Waiter, there is a can in my soup.

 

[satellitestorm]

Condensed can from a soup? Disgusting! Now you've ruined my appetite.

Waiter, there is a comeback in my soup.

 

[Mr. L]

Are you sure? It looks more like a SICK BURN.

Waiter, there is a dent in my soup.

 

[keybug55]

I don't think your insurance can cover that.

Waiter, there's a book in my soup.

 

[Kip]

It's the recipe, i thought you'd like it.

Waiter, theres an ape in my soup.

 

[Jake]

Well what are you waiting for? Quit monkeying around and get drinking it (hey I could finally do one LOL)


Waiter, there's a soup in my soup.

 

[satellitestorm]

You got two for the price of one, so stop complaining... for the second time!

Waiter, there is a funyarinpa in my soup.

 

[Yuki Nagato]

What is a Furyarinpa? Oh I'm sorry.


Waiter, there's a tub of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream in my soup.

 

[NightFlame750]

We have a get one soup, get a gigamongnormous tub of i scream deal!

Waiter, you're in my soup.

 

[JCnator]

Well, the waiter's so hungry that he's in the soup. He worked for too long without eating anything.

Waiter, there is a Philips CD-i in my soup.

 

[PapaNer]

*soups internally*

waiter, there's a case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in my soup!

 

[NightFlame750]

Throw it out then!

Waiter, there's a PapNer in my soup....

 

[SecondSider]

Oh, you must mean Papner and not PapaNer.

Waiter, there is an annoying kid who won't stop talking no matter how much I tell him to stop in my soup.

 

[Kip]

Oh, you must mean Papner and not PapaNer.

Waiter, there is an annoying kid who won't stop talking no matter how much I tell him to stop in my soup.

Slam his face in it.

Waiter, there is a car in my soup.