Twist the wish!

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but the coffee will never cool off. (You have to drink it while it is burning hot)

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

 

[Javocado]

Granted, but you must tend to it every second or it will impale you with it's horn.

I wish I had psychic powers.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you have no control over when your powers activate.

i wish I was an owl.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but your wings don't work and you can't fly.

I wish to have a friendly pet python.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but he will attract his menacing python friends which will attack you.

I wish I could Time-Travel.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but the time machine will break when you use it.

I wish I could goto space.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but your suit doesn't work right and you die of suffocation.
I wish Meowstic was real.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but he would use his psychic abilities on you to make you his slave.

I wish I could ride whales.

 

[tinytaylor]

Granted but the whales can't swim.
I wish I had unlimited cream soda

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you will only drink cream soda and eventually get sick and die.

I wish I could have any job in the world.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but your boss will be super creepy and ugly and will try to flirt and hit on you the entire time.

I wish to own a mansion.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you live by yourself and have no more money.

I wish I could eat anything but stay skinny.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but any time you eat, your body loses weight until you shrivel up and die.

I wish I could have a pet talking animal.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but the pet will hate you and call you names.

I wish for a soul mate.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but that person is the only person you can talk to.

I wish for world peace.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but every country is isolated and no one is allowed to leave.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but an even worse disease comes out that kills millions.

I wish to pass all my exams.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you gain no knowledge from that year.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a flea.

I wish for Eevee to exist in real life.

 

[Swiftstream]

granted but it would be a plushie

I wish for an unlimited supply of food