The weird/dumb theory thread

Raz said:
While you were wrong about my autocorrect on the post about our legit lord and savior, Bill, this one was a mess hahah
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autocorrect twice? what are the chances

YOU DARE OPPOSE HOPKINS MORTAL?
seriously im thinking of changing my username to hopkins and ending every thing i say with thumper
 
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Unhappyhome said:
autocorrect twice? what are the chances

YOU DARE OPPOSE HOPKINS MORTAL?
seriously im thinking of changing my username to hopkins and ending every thing i say with thumper
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You could do that, quacko! Even blasphemy is allowed here. Bill is a very forgiving god, and he would forgive you for your sins and lack of belief.
 
Sugaryy said:
don't make me do that with o'hare so we'll be rivals-
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the rivalship commences O'hare versus Hopkins...

a battle greater than raymond versus marshal for sure
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Raz said:
You could do that, quacko! Even blasphemy is allowed here. Bill is a very forgiving god, and he would forgive you for your sins and lack of belief.
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Funny you should mention Bill, he's in my town currently,
it would be a shame if my net fell on his head various times
 

How did evolution even work in AC? We have ancestors which were normal non-sentient animals confirmed by the museums ancestry tree section, but frogs and birds confirm that there also exist non-sentient versions of the current day animals. You can fish a frog and see birds on Harvs island but there are also frog and bird villagers and the anatomy of the wild animals and villagers is totally different

Was there a split somewhere in the evolution tree that split animals in to sentient human like beings and normal beasts?

What does this make Tucker then? He's a mammoth but we have a mammoth skeleton in the museum. Surely the split in to sentient vs. non sentient can't have happened that early. How does Tucker even feel about seeing a mammoth in the extinct animals section? How old is Tucker?

Anyway this isn't even a fully formed theory it's more of me just being confused about a childrens game (and Tucker) and thinking about things way too much.​
 
Sheep Villager said:

How did evolution even work in AC? We have ancestors which were normal non-sentient animals confirmed by the museums ancestry tree section, but frogs and birds confirm that there also exist non-sentient versions of the current day animals. You can fish a frog and see birds on Harvs island but there are also frog and bird villagers and the anatomy of the wild animals and villagers is totally different

Was there a split somewhere in the evolution tree that split animals in to sentient human like beings and normal beasts?

What does this make Tucker then? He's a mammoth but we have a mammoth skeleton in the museum. Surely the split in to sentient vs. non sentient can't have happened that early. How does Tucker even feel about seeing a mammoth in the extinct animals section? How old is Tucker?

Anyway this isn't even a fully formed theory it's more of me just being confused about a childrens game (and Tucker) and thinking about things way too much.​
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* and the octopus
 
Sheep Villager said:

How did evolution even work in AC? We have ancestors which were normal non-sentient animals confirmed by the museums ancestry tree section, but frogs and birds confirm that there also exist non-sentient versions of the current day animals. You can fish a frog and see birds on Harvs island but there are also frog and bird villagers and the anatomy of the wild animals and villagers is totally different
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It's Disney logic. Goofy is a dog and Pluto is a dog, but some dogs have evolved to be more human-like. They still exist.

Villagers don't seem to even think of themselves as animals. Or at least, not like feral animals. If you give a frog villager a frog, they don't have any special reaction to it. If an octopus visit's the aquarium section of the museum, they will comment something like "They wonder what life must be like underwater" and "Only the fish know for sure."
 
Unhappyhome said:
I will 1v1 you all for Hopkin's honor,
1v1v1v1 in the parking lot right now
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No u. I actually had Hopkins in my village, then he wanted to leave, so... yeah.
found him on a mystery island yesterday, ditched him. he's cute, but not a dreamie.
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K guys meet at the parking lot in an hour
 
Unhappyhome said:
* and the octopus
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octopus and squids are aliens, tisk... everyone knows that..
dailygalaxy.com

The Alien Octopus Hypothesis - The Daily Galaxy

Could one of Earth’s most intelligent species be an alien, ‘seeded’ on the planet by an interstellar genetic code? Scientists speculate that the clue might be
dailygalaxy.com dailygalaxy.com
so with that, i bow down to our alien overlord, octavian otherwise known as cthulhu
 
Dude_Skillz said:
No u. I actually had Hopkins in my village, then he wanted to leave, so... yeah.
found him on a mystery island yesterday, ditched him. he's cute, but not a dreamie.
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wow you have no soul
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Sugaryy said:
Another meme war?
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why not im bored meet me in the memes thread once i find some on the internet
 
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