The Verbose game

Buzz, avert thine eyes from thy current occupation and cast thine gaze over yonder to the area of which I am directing thee! Behold: it appears there is a celestial and galactic being!

I think I have a splinter in my tongue
 
I am pondering whether or not there is a sliver or wood, small enough to be in my tongue without causing the most serious of damage, in the muscular organ in my oral orifice

Crazy how the world works
 
It is quite hard to gain a full grasp of the way our world functions.

I heard you’re pretty strong.
 
My ears have gathered waves and vibrations that you have a considerable amount of strength.

Diamonds never made a lady.
 
Those precious jewels that are compressed carbon and have an extremely high value on them have never been what constitutes a woman of any standing, noble or working class

I am quite sleep deprived
 
I have the creeping feeling that my mind is in an unstable state, caused by my insufficient behaviour of timely laying myself in my resting spot and drifting off into so-called dreamland, as one proper individual of society should do.

I love watching pigeons on my morning walk to work.
 
Of all my pastimes, one of my most beloved would have to be the activity of gazing upon and watching Columbidae, specifically the pigeons in the family rather than doves, while I stroll through the streets of the city between a time after the break of dawn and the time before which the sun is highest in the sky so that I may reach the destination I must arrive at: the place in which I work.

Why do I even try.
 
What reason is there that compels me to attempt this?

We’ll show this creep the real superpower of teamwork!
 
I, with the help of a number of others (possibly you), have the goal of presenting to the weird deviant before us the supernatural abilities of working as a team, which definitely exist.

I made a sandwich last night.
 
Not too far in the past, when the sun had previously set, I combined sliced processed wheat together with a few condiments to make a fine delicacy.

I drank 8 cups of coffee today.
 
The yuletide conifer of joyous celebration, erected several months prior and ceremoniously decorated for the winter festivities of yesteryear, continues to maintain its physical presence within my area of residence, despite temporal advancement into the improper season.

"I'm a heartbreaker... My name... Charles."
 
Smashed to smithereens plenty o' tickers, I have, and shall proceed in pursuing such an activity, indeed... Bestowed upon me a moniker you may ne'er cease to remember... Charles.

I'm really craving some quesedillas right now
 
Lo, in this time of hunger, I wish to replenish myself with numerous articles of the Mexican dish consisting of thin, circular flatbread containing cheese or other potential ingredients.

I like cats.
 
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