The Vending Machine!

[Sloom]

Out comes a bucket with goo in it

Inserts a windows 8 laptop

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes failure.

Inserts my heart.

 

[Sloom]

Out comes a finger

Inserts some trash

 

[Swiftstream]

out comes gold

inserts marshal

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes trash.

Inserts myself.

 

[Sloom]

Out comes a spider

Jumps into vending machine

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes blood and guts.

Inserts galaxy.

 

[kasane]

Out comes Super Mario Galaxy 2 for the Wii

Inserts a country

 

[Syd]

out comes a foreign trader
inserts my soul

 

[amemome]

out comes a bee!
inserts one sock

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes a Christmas stocking.

Inserts Bowser.

 

[Sloom]

Out comes Bowser... ERROR ERROR ERROR

Inserts again, hoping for better results

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes the 7 koopalings.

Inserts coffee.

 

[Sloom]

Out comes coffee, I think the machine is malfunctioning...

Inserts the 7 Koopalings

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes Bowser.

Inserts pug.

 

[amemome]

out comes pug's poop

inserts poop

 

[cannedcommunism]

Out comes the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day

Inserts egg.

 

[kasane]

Out comes a chicken.

Inserts a cloud.

 

[Sloom]

Out comes a cloud..

Inserts my fancy handwriting

 

[kasane]

...Out comes a random bold handwritten text.

Inserts a face