The "Things Nobody Would Ever Say" Game

[in-a-pickle]

I get bored of doing nothing at home during summer.

 

[Naiad]

The Internet shouldn't exist

 

[misslollipops]

I'm gonna TOTALLY follow my mom on Instagram!

 

[Hyperpesta]

I am going to throw my tv in the bin because books are more educational!

 

[brownboy102]

I will friend my mom so she can see everything I do!

 

[RainbowCherry]

saying miley is a vain talentless **** infront of a group of twelve year old miley fans, they'll stab you in the knees,, till you fall over and stab you in the eyes.

 

[Beleated_Media]

Sonic does not have a creepy fan base

 

[Leela]

I love Pewdiepie.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Singing the real words to Bob the builder. They're not gonna sing the real words, oh no. "No he cant!" pffft noobs, bob is not only a builder but a cat, give him some encouragement. Real words - "Yes he can! cuz hes magicaal!"

 

[brownboy102]

I will go explode on that mine field.

 

[Leela]

Oh, a deposed Nigerian prince needs my help? I'd better send my account details!

 

[shayminskyforme88]

5 projects for this week is too easy, make it 10.

 

[brownboy102]

I love school soooo much!

 

[Waluigi]

IM A JUNKIE BUT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE AROUND ME IS IM ALSO A DRUNKIE BUT NO ONE ELSE IS

 

[RainbowCherry]

OMG, Guys, guys, this spirit of a 13 year old girl who was murdered is gonna kill me if I dont send this to 5 people omg wtf hax omg save me blehhh

 

[Fawning]

pugs are not cute

I can barely even type that i feel like I'm betraying them

 

[Leela]

I can make ?100,000 from working at home? I'll quit my current job immediately.

 

[brownboy102]

If I go to your web page, I can hook up with Russian women? Yay! Let's do it!

 

[Leela]

Ooh, a ?50 note on the floor! I'll look for the rightful owner.

 

[brownboy102]

Oh! Someone's credit card! I'll go use it without knowing their password, because they probably didn't deactivate it.