The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Think Rush Limbaugh in drag….”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You got an ambulance and the Incredible Hulk out there…I think you’ll be OK.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Well, maybe they had something against short people. I like their little clothes.”

 

[Shawna]

“Rest in peace, my granny. She got hit by a bazooka.”

 

[X2k5a7y]

"Don't tell me I'm a beautiful monster." - my friend's dad who claims he never said this, but I know otherwise

 

[QueenCobra]

“Gee, we both like Land and Sea, we both LOVE chipped beef and crackers…it seems like we were made to be friends.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Three cheers for feelin’ sorry for ourselves!”

 

[tasso]

"Watch this. You been assizictizzur?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I told you that I don’t care if you lie but not to me!”

 

[Beanz]

"we need a cocktail menu that's idiot proof." -jon taffer, bar rescue.

 

[X2k5a7y]

"I'm fresh out the shower. Let's find out."

"The root beer is making me nervous."

 

[Beanz]

“oooh opal is drunnkk. opal is getting lit on a monday night.” -me, yesterday while playing ACPG

 

[Shawna]

"Geography: F!"
"Not geography."
"What is this?"
"Geometry."
"WHAT?!"

 

[QueenCobra]

"I'm not takin' my sneakers off. I am Sneakers O'Toole."

 

[-Blue-]

Peace is nice. Peace is nice. Peace is better than CHICKEN AND RICE!!!

 

[QueenCobra]

“I’VE HAD SURGERY FIVE TIMES IN MY LEFT KNEE.”

 

[rrenaa]

“Throw a gold bar on me…then do it again. And again! That’s the dream!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Ahnuld and I are good friends…and it’s all thanks to Latinas!”

(from my Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream)

 

[tasso]

Chooses combat gear! Hool-moh-goh-bow-bigga-bogga-walnum-bodgish-misjoo!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Is-is she really gonna steal a watering can to hit me in the face with it?”
*You must be new here*
“No I’m not! You guys are the new kids here!”
*Oh yeah.”