The out of context quotes thread

[lasagne_of_death]

"We do not wash out pits in the pool of sacred tears"

 

[spawnpoint]

"How would you feel if I killed you?"
"I would feel dead."

 

[-Blue-]

You were prepared for our best, but not our dumbest.
AND I'M THE DUMBEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!!!...wait.

 

[Shawna]

"I'm trying to learn my alphabet, daddy, but I don't have a tree."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Where did you get this game?”
“We didn’t invent it!”
“I never said you did….”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“What’s that?”
“Hmmm? Oh. That’s just a rock.”
“Can I have it?”
“What are you gonna do with a rock?”
“Private business! It’s my business!”

 

[Beanz]

me: “i think the U.S should give you the nuclear launch codes.”

my mom: “what nonsense are you talking about?”

 

[Shawna]

“Everyone in McKinney is dead!”

 

[lasagne_of_death]

"You're all so much bigger your action figures! Except you, Mantis, you're about the same size."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You’re really bad at being dead, you know?”

 

[-Blue-]

"You're all so much bigger your action figures! Except you, Mantis, you're about the same size."

Mantis:

At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw!
You mean like Crane?
Yeah!
Excuse me, when have I ever made that sound?

(And then he makes that sound in the last battle lol)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“And so it was time to say goodnight.
Goodnight Rock,
Goodnight Stone,
Goodnight stick,
Goodnight another rock,
ugh Goodnight dirt,
Goodnight yet another rock….”
“This is a classic?”
“Goodnight book!"
*Ethyl throws the book away from her*
“GOOD!"

 

[Shawna]

"I hate the number 11 too! What a STUPID NUMBER!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You can’t vote if you’re asleep in the park”
“And have no address. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!”

 

[lasagne_of_death]

"Come on in missus!
Hand down on the left
Get that lock on!
Come on in, you've plenty of room there
What do you mean is your rear end stickin' out too far?
I'm a parking attendant, not a plastic surgeon!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“This is homosexual split-pea soup. That’s what this is.”

 

[lasagne_of_death]

"He's not amazing, he's a-mayonnaise-ing! He's the most a-mayonnaise-ing person there is!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“The shoe! Take off the shoe!”
*Dancer kicks off her shoe and the Little Dog falls backwards to catch it*
“YAY!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Do you know if we’re supposed to wear a swimsuit to this barbecue thing? Because I always end up guessing wrong.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’ve always wanted to be a nurse! They’ve got such pretty shoes.”