The out of context quotes thread

[BakaRina]

"I finally know what I need!"
"Sleep?"
"Therapy?"
"An exorcism?"
"I was gonna say some appreciation but WOW—"

 

[QueenCobra]

“She's strong, I'm strong. She's fun, I'm fun. She's beautiful, I'm gorgeous!”

 

[Yoshi155]

You won’t regret this!

I’m sure I will.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I eat what all food comes from and where they eventually return!”
“Discount supermarkets?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Are you a potato?”
“As sure as the Earth is flat!”
*The Watersons all stare at Idaho awkwardly in silence*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Darwin kicks Idaho high into the air and he goes flying over the fence. Nicole is very angry while Richard is laughing hysterically and clapping his hands*
“Darwin!”
“He said there were no rules.”
“You didn’t have to kick him over a house!”
“I was defending myself!”
“Against what?! You’re like eight times his size!”
“I panicked, okay?!”
“Do it again! Do it again!”
*Richard stops cheering once he notices everyone but Darwin glaring at him angrily*

 

[-Blue-]

That pregnant woman was fast, but we wanted it more!

 

[BakaRina]

"What state do you live in?
"Constant anxiety
"Denial"
"Perfection"
"Florida"
"Canada!"
"Canada isn't a state"
"It's a state of mind"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider."

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Our boss is interested in your body."

"Sorry, but I'm not into dudes."

"That is not what he meant, master. He plans to use your superhuman physiology for his research in evolution."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

someone: "don't you want to show them a little gratitude?

me: "yes, I would like to thank the police for allowing me to roller blade in Walmart"

(me in my dream lol)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Well, it’s been awhile my friend. A few months?”
“Eighteen years, dumb***.”
“Time sure does fly, don’t it?”
“No it doesn’t.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“We graduated from Harvard.”
“I was head of my class!”
“If you test our sobriety”
“I might not pass.”
“If you don’t like it you can kiss our [Car Horn SFX]! We’re just like yoooooooooou!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

 

[SkyKnight03]

"To confuse your opponent you must first confuse yourself".

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m not the same as the potatoes they serve in the canteen. Are you saying all potatoes look the same?!”
*Gumball looks uncomfortable*
“Uhhhhhhhh….”
*Sarah whispers to Gumball*
“Just say no!”

 

[Beanz]

“i miss my wife tails.. i miss her a lot.” -eggman, from snapcube.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Ms Applegate comes out of stall*
“UGH! My head is spinning! At this point I need to check into reha-“
*Ms Applegate notices the Player and Janitior standing over Bob’s decapitated corpse and goes back into the stall*
“Nope nope nope nopity nope nope!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Why do my nostrils whisper to me?"