• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

The out of context quotes thread

*Sam unleashes a barrage of punches on Jason Vorhees that have absolutely zero effect, and then stops, exhausted*

"Your best shot, ************..."

*Jason grabs him by his collar and punches his head off, decapitating him as it rolls into the dumpster*

*Meanwhile, at the concert venue*


"AND NOW EVERYBODY, GET READY TO DANCE! PRESENTING THE NEW HIT WONDER, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!!!"

*Music starts playing*

"I don't get it, Johnny. Why are we celebrating and dancing when Sam and Samantha's deaths are still unsolved?"

"Ummmm, because this is the 1970s?!? C'MON MAN, JUST DANCE!"

*Johnny proceeds to keep dancing*

"Do you remember... the times we haddddddddd, in September..."

*All of a sudden Sam's ghost appears and claps his hands together and dances to the beat*

"Sam, is that you???"

"****! THIS IS MAH SONG, DAWG!"

"..."
 
Wow, Joe Namath!

That’s right. My car broke down in front of your house.

I cannot believe you’re here! Do you think maybe you can give me some pointers?

Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.

Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.

Hey, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.
 
“Puppet Ruler want a cracker?”
*Iago shoves a cracker into the Sultan’s mouth*
“Here’s your cracker! Shove them all down your throat!”
*Iago stuffs a ton of crackers into Sultan’s mouth and starts shoving them in with his feet*
“Here! Have lots of crackers!
 
*The Lord of Evil confronts the band of marauders as they're sitting around drinking and laughing*

"Hey, who are you?"

"JOE MAMA!"

"Hehe, good one."

"Ah yes, that's right... I'm your mama..."

*The Lord of Evil proceeds to suck out the marauder's souls, but unbeknownst to him, Muscle Man from Regular Show is also there*

"Hey guys, you know who ALSO likes to say I'm your mama before sucking out all of your souls?"

*One of the remaining marauders shrugs*

"MY MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
 
“Who cares if you are super smart or you’re pure evil? I have the most powerful thing of all: cold hard cash!”
“She does have a good point.”
“She’s right. Shall we continue to argue?”
“Let’s!”
 
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