Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You can’t do this to me! Horizontal stripes make me look fat!”
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The out of context quotes thread
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Yoshi155
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My home! It burned down! *starts sobbing* How did this happen?
That’s a very good question.
So that’s where I left my cigar. *blows it despite being underwater*
That just raises further questions!
That’s a very good question.
So that’s where I left my cigar. *blows it despite being underwater*
That just raises further questions!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I just got over a thousand hits with the past hour!”
“I can beat that.”
“You have a website?”
“No but I can hit!”
*Daria closes door and hitting sounds can be heard*
“I can beat that.”
“You have a website?”
“No but I can hit!”
*Daria closes door and hitting sounds can be heard*
Yoshi155
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You shank! How could you tell on me?
Well, I didn’t want hungry birds pecking my soul forever.
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Well, I didn’t want hungry birds pecking my soul forever.
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Everyone in McKinney is dead.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Toot happily skips into the kitchen with Clara’s scalp and hair attached to her head*
“Wow, Toot! You look great! Have you lost weight?”
“Nooooo!”
*Clara screams off screen and comes running in without her hair*
“Wow, Clara, you look awful. Have you gained weight?”
“No! That fat cow stole my hair!”
“I didn’t steal it. I just woke up and found it attractively stapled to my head.”
“Wow, Toot! You look great! Have you lost weight?”
“Nooooo!”
*Clara screams off screen and comes running in without her hair*
“Wow, Clara, you look awful. Have you gained weight?”
“No! That fat cow stole my hair!”
“I didn’t steal it. I just woke up and found it attractively stapled to my head.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Mind your manners!
"Hey, we got a lot of work to do. Can you please contain your son?"
"Oh, my son. He's your son, too!"
"That's impossible, he gots no 'rekamblence' to me."
"He's not supposed to, douchebag. He's adopted!"
"Oh, my son. He's your son, too!"
"That's impossible, he gots no 'rekamblence' to me."
"He's not supposed to, douchebag. He's adopted!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You gagged her with a jawbreaker?”
QueenCobra
Snacky daddies
“This is…not what ring girls wear!”
“You look like a homosexual ostrich that’s been set loose!”
“You look like a homosexual ostrich that’s been set loose!”
I am Lorde, ya ya ya
QueenCobra
Snacky daddies
“Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee.”
QueenCobra
Snacky daddies
“Show of hands, what year were you born?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Gumball, Anaise and Richard are smashing free sample cakes with hammers on a plate when Anaise stops*
“Isn’t this wrong to do?”
“Of course not! They’re free samples!”
“Oh!”
*Continues to smash the cake*
“Isn’t this wrong to do?”
“Of course not! They’re free samples!”
“Oh!”
*Continues to smash the cake*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“How did you know that Tommy cheated?”
“It’s elementary, Doughy! Only God can make flowers.”
“Oh!”
“It’s elementary, Doughy! Only God can make flowers.”
“Oh!”
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