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The out of context quotes thread
“I have no time to waste on you”
Oh my Fox fire sound effect from Melee.
Note: I did not edit anything. He literally said this quote exactly how it’s written and with how stupid it sounds
“Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric. Ha ha. What kind of name is that for a clown?“
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Is it cause I’m 26 years old?”
“Wait, what?”
“No. That can’t be it.”
“No that might be it. You said you’re 26 years old?”
“Well 26 and 18 months.”
“So 27? You’re 27 years old?”
“And still an orphan! Why don’t I feel like the other girls?”
“Because you’re old!”
“Is there a family for me on this Earth?”
“Honestly, you’re old enough to start your own family!”
“I have no time to waste on you”
Hey, guys? Just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Pfft. That’s no reason to block the TV.
“I have no time to waste on you”
I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
Beer it is.
No, I said coffee.
Beer?
Cof-fee.
Be-er?
C-O
B-E
“I have no time to waste on you”
I’m glad you’re okay, honey, but I wish you’d chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
"I smell danger...and food. Those two kinda smell the same to me."
“I have no time to waste on you”
What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them… as is my understanding.
"Hey, what's happening? How is the big show coming together?"
"Fine! Everything's great! See you later."
"Hey, we've been talking, Skwisgaar, and... We think this whole production could be a lot more, mmm... Zippy. It just— It needs zazz!"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Am I— I mean, I'm right to say that, right?"
"No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it up a little bit."
"No offense, Skwisgaar, but I gotta say that this whole thing, it, uh... Lacks zazz."
"Well-put."
"Can't you just put it on the zazz train to zazzville?"
*Skwisgaar looks annoyed*
"Yeah, no offense, there's absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in these parts."
"What we're trying to say is that there are two kinds of shows out there: Those with and those without—"
"Would you please stop saying zazz?"
"Zazz."
"Zazz."
"Please stop saying zazz."
"Why don't you let us help you out?"
"Yeah, we'll help lighten the load, make it more za— Oooh... You know!"
*Skwisgaar looks even more annoyed*
"Are you all aware that tomorrow is Valentine's day? A joyous celebration of the power and importance of love and friendship!...and the ultimate guilt trip. The opportunity to give a Valentine to someone who didn't give YOU one, and watch'em squirm... I love it!"
The quote is from an old Disney cartoon.
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Sup? I’m Puddy. I’m 49 and 30 months.”
“So you‘re 51?!”
“I have no time to waste on you”
That’s it! I’ll make money with a chauffeur job. Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.
I didn’t turn it on. I thought you turned it on.
No. Well, anyway, turn it off.
*looks at the TV* It is off.
*knock off X-Files theme song plays*
“I have no time to waste on you”
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? …that’s the joke.
You suck, McBain!
*starts shooting at the crowd*
“I have no time to waste on you”
At school tomorrow, we all tell Mr. Garrison he was right and that we’ve been terrible students. That we weren’t listening and that he deserves to be angry with us. We tell him how much we care and that we want to see him more as a human being than just a teacher.
That is just the kind of manipulative, psychotic thinking that we needed.
We can do this!
We just have to be brave.
But not too brave or else Matt Damon will come and take all our money.
Alright, dude, can we lay off the Matt Damon jokes, please? They’re just getting old.
“I have no time to waste on you”
Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. So get your earplugs ready.
“I have no time to waste on you”
I love karate!
I love karat-ay!
I love money-ay!
I hate all of you.
"Never mind that. Just give me the bird!"
"We can't. This is a family show."
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Bail is $1.”
“Sigh. I can’t afford th- One dollar?”
“I have no time to waste on you”
And then he was like “23 is number one, but I’m just saying, 13 can number two any day of the week, you know what I mean?”.
…Larry, I never have any idea what you’re saying.
“I have no time to waste on you”
If I don’t survive… tell my wife “hello”.