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The out of context quotes thread

We got a friend request!

Who is it? *looks* Aw, man, it’s from Hector.

What should we do? If we say yes, he’ll get excited and trash the town. If we say no, he’ll get sad and trash the town.

Don’t worry. I know exactly what to do.

*pulls out a hammer and proceeds to smash the computer screen*
 
Dentist office.

Oh, hello, Dr. Roberts? It’s Ms. Cartman.

Ah, yes, Ms. Cartman, what can I do for you?

Well, it’s my son. He’s lost a lot of his baby teeth, and I was starting to get worried.

Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?

About 112.
 
“I’m a good Christian woman, honey. Because you picked the right time to flaunt your foolishness in front of all of my friends, fans, family, and folks at home. The absolute nerve; I’m a teacher and a mentor.”
 
"We believe he's building weapons of mass destruction... In Heaven."

"Dear Christ, that son of a ***** just doesn't stop!"

"These surveillance photos were taken atop the ladder of what appears to be Heaven. Here we see what we believe to be a missile silo. And here we see what looks like a laboratory of some sort for making chemical weapons."

"That... Kinda looks like a seagull."

"Yes. It could be a laboratory disguised as a seagull."

"That tricky *******!"
 
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