The out of context quotes thread

[Midoriya]

"Diary Queen."
"Lmao."
"Sounds like the German version of Dairy Queen."
"I want Diary Queen! Schnitzel, get me mine finest cup of Diary Queen!"
"RADDA RADDA RADDA!!! RADDA."

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"That was a purdy purdy game, Purdy."
"Um... what?"
"Ahhgggg, it's Niiiiiiiiick BOSA, NIIIIIIIIICK BOSA!"

 

[Yoshi155]

Hey, that whale talked to me too. After everyone left the show I walked up to the glass and he started talking.

Well, why didn't you tell anybody?

Well I thought I was crazy. He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night and beat me up.

Well you're NOT crazy. The whale talked to all of us. And he needs our help getting him home.

…So it's true.

 

[QueenCobra]

"I'm, I'm not hungry."
"Oh, but WE are."

 

[QueenCobra]

"White? Very white. More white than a gender reveal at a Cracker Barrel."

 

[Bruscoe]

"So, what do you guys want to do today?"

"Hang out with your mom..."

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Hooty! Calm down, ya ding-dong!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Who can resist a guy named Hot Dog?”

 

[Yoshi155]

Wow. I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that.

Me too.

 

[QueenCobra]

“You’re not even from Texas, are you?”
*stops dancing*
“…Southern Indiana.”

 

[oddbear]

“Ravioli is not an STD, Adrian.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Why the hell does the FBI keep arresting all my friends?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why don’t you come upstairs and come see me up there sometime?”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"what, do you want me to send a small worm?"

*points at shiny Wurmple, stares into his soul*

"you want me to use Wormy? he has no thoughts. he's just a little guy"

-Johnstone

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Life is meaningless, stealing is legal now! I am your god!”

 

[Bruscoe]

“I whooped Batman’s a**”
(Voice cracks whilst singing this line 8 times)

 

[Midoriya]

*After God returns to Heaven, an angry mob approaches Steve*
Steve: "Alright, everybody. Let's just chill."

 

[Yoshi155]

You ugly hate filled man!

Hey, hey! I may be ugly and hate filled, but I've, um, what was the third thing you said?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Peter? Is that really you? You got old….”

 

[BakaRina]

"The early bird gets the worm but the late bird gets a slightly worse worm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms decide your lifestyle."

 

[QueenCobra]

“Casher, Ryder, Parker, Brody…what are these names? Sounds like the reindeer for Santa at Bass Pro Shop.”