The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Eh. You marry Billy Joel, it gonna happen one way or another.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Huh. I have to go throw up all of the sudden. You wanna join me, Orel?”

 

[oddbear]

”Joe Jonas looks like he gets down on all fours and crawls into the kitchen at 3 am to go chug milk.”
me, a few days ago :,)

 

[oddbear]

“Jon Arbuckle is a lesbian!?”

”Krabby patties all have a gender now, and they are all male.”

 

[-Blue-]

You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
That's the only part about being a slave

 

[QueenCobra]

"They're real and they're spectacular."

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Lily, she might’ve been your sister, but she was a *****. Pardon my French.”

 

[Marridia]

"don't get all waterbent out of shape"

 

[QueenCobra]

“You know my rule: if it's true, it's craparoo.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“It’s time to go to work.”
“Werk with an E?’’
“Of course.”

 

[Bruscoe]

"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"What exactly am I looking at here?"
"Communist Barbie."

 

[Bruscoe]

"Allllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I want to play a game.”

 

[Beanz]

conversation between me and my mom today at a department store:

*for context we were taking a shortcut through the baby clothes*

me: “you know how women’s fashion has changed over time, do you think baby clothes have changed?”

my mom: “yeah it has”

me: “so what you’re telling me is that people were dressing their baby’s up in emo clothes in 2005?”

 

[Yoshi155]

"I love you because you kill people!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“You’re living in the past, man, you’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!”

 

[oddbear]

“i’m preggnant. it‘s all eggs.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"We'll never find this place. Robots are very good at keeping secrets."

"No we're not, you little bed-wetter!" (covers mouth) "Oops, I'm sorry."

 

[Bruscoe]

"Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I, alone, have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!"

"YOU. ARE. A. TOOOOYYI!"
"You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an- ah, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!"

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell." (does Vulcan salute)

"Oh yeah, well good riddance, ya looney!"
"Rendezvous with Star Command..."