The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“What are you two doing down here?”
“Playing house.”
“But this boy’s all tied up.”
“Roman Polanski’s house.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“There must be gay people out there that like women!”
“Yeah. They’re called lesbians!”

 

[cherrytheone]

"The lesson here is that if you want to be okra, you're going to get thrown away." -me

"But are you really racing to space if you’re not spacing to race?"

 

[Kitsuragi]

"thats so chicken coded"

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"I've got the ears of a koala!"
-Lyman, Animal Crossing: New Leaf

 

[Midoriya]

"You could probably make it disappear into the sea of butterflies illusions of the past."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“No! No! I don’t want to go to the Valley! This car was built in America! It smells like poor people!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"**** you, Matt. You're being a real side in my thorn."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You don’t have to be pretty to be loved. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No but she was loved by people everywhere.”
“Didn’t she like die right after Princess Diana but no one noticed because she was ugly?”

 

[Midoriya]

"If I have any more caffeine I think I'm gonna Beyblade Burst Evolution!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Aren’t you disgusted by the sight of me? I’m the ugliest thing ever.”
“Oh please! First you had to be the most beautiful. Now you have to be the most ugly. Why can’t you just be a plain old person like the rest of us?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Say that you are a chairperson of a company that grows nice wholesome apples. Now you are accused of murder and must prove you didn’t do it. How would you prove it?”
“Are the apples free range or grown in captivity?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I see that you’re dating a monster. That’s real cute. I dated a monster once. Kept getting hair stuck in my teeth.”
“Well if your teeth are the problem, I could always knock a few out for you!”

 

[cherrytheone]

"Sometimes my husband says I’m busier than Joe Biden."

"SHAUN THE SHEEP IS REAL? I wasn't making that up?"

 

[junebuggy.99]

"Alamo is against child starvation, Peggy. we always have been. how about you?"

"well, of course, but... I'm also against people with diarrhea."

 

[Ravenkitty22]

"Are you my anxiety? Because you make my heart race."
"That was both a relatable pickup line and a cry for therapy, I respect that."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m sorry honey but Mommy’s on day two of a three day hangover.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Dear Pakistan,
Up yours!
Love, India”

 

[junebuggy.99]

“Dear Pakistan,
Up yours!
Love, India”

family guy is so unhinged fr

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“How was your day?”
“It was a day.”
“What does that mean? Why don’t you talk me like a person?”