*Some of the best basketball players in the world are shooting some hoops when suddenly flying saucers appear in the sky*
"We challenge you guys... to a rematch!"
"You guys thinking what I'm thinking? We gotta save our world... with basketball. It's time... for Space Jam 3."
*that one song that goes 'they're playing baaaaaaaaaaasketball, they're playing baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasketball' starts playing as the super team of LeBron James, Luka Doncic, Michael Jordan, the spirit of Kobe Bryant, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar continue scoring points against Timothy's alien team*
"Oh no! We're losing! What do we do?!?"
"Don't worry, my name is Timothy, and I have come to slay!"
*all of a sudden Timothy steals the ball from Michael Jordan and goes for a dunk, staying in the air for a solid minute before putting it through the hoop and holding onto it like in those old-school retro basketball video games*
"Wow, we scored a point!"
"And that's not all!"
*Timothy keeps dunking it and then taking it out of the net and dunking it again*
"Hey, you can't do that! That's not how basketball works! You gotta let the other team inbound the ball after you score!"
"Yeah, if you did that in the real NBA you would have fouled out by now from too many loose ball fouls!"
"Hmm... then what about this?"
*All of a sudden Timothy dunks it, lets one of the world players inbound it, and then uses air pressure and magic to steal the ball from them, dunks it again, and does it consecutively many times*
"Wait guys, I think it's working!" : O
*as the final seconds of the game clock expires, the final score shows 101-100 in favor of Timothy's alien team*
"We lost? I can't believe we lost?!?"
"Nah, we didn't just lose. THE WORLD lost."
*The spirit of Kobe Bryant shakes his head and then walks away, fading out of existence. Michael Jordan suddenly grows old out of nowhere. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Luka Doncic both fade out of existence as well, and finally LeBron James sits on the court and poses like Thanos did at the end of Avengers: Endgame, and fades out of existence as well*
"So... what did we learn here today?"
"LEARN? I learned basketball is weird, man! How the refs gonna let that alien team get away with a technicality like that! Rigged, just rigged man."
