The most funny thing a villager has said to you?

[Prisma]

So today my villager bought an item another neighbour put up so i went to vist her.
She says.
I love my TOILET. I use it all the time sometimes i like to read while curled up on it
My reaction: i really hope you would use it x_x...

Also who else has gotten:
If i was an animal what would i be?

XD By far the most funny.

 

[Napoleonic]

Someone told me eating carrots was the way to save the world or something like that.

 

[Jarachi29]

It was Ankha's birthday and I gave her a white lily because I had nothing else to give her and she said said something like: "Oh, this is the best present I've ever received! I'll keep it forever!"

The next day I saw that same white lily up for sale in Re-Tail. LOL.

 

[Prisma]

Someone told me eating carrots was the way to save the world or something like that.

Quick eat all carrots.

It was Ankha's birthday and I gave her a white lily because I had nothing else to give her and she said said something like: "Oh, this is the best present I've ever received! I'll keep it forever!"

The next day I saw that same white lily up for sale in Re-Tail. LOL.

Well.... Nice way of saying she didnt like it XD

 

[Keely]

It was Ankha's birthday and I gave her a white lily because I had nothing else to give her and she said said something like: "Oh, this is the best present I've ever received! I'll keep it forever!"

The next day I saw that same white lily up for sale in Re-Tail. LOL.

This made me Lol xD!
Bob the cat had a flea on him, I hit him with a net and got it off. He said something like "Oh thanks, Keely! I can't believe I had a flea -freakout-" A few minutes later I ran by him, and he dinged. He asked me if I could bring him a flea. -Facepalm-

 

[Ami]

Rasher; "I'm just sitting on this stump thinking about nothing."

 

[Mirror]

Definitely when Roscoe told Graham "I thought you where just a little creep". It was hilarious because he totally hits on all the girls in my village, and has a room full of computers and plays the super-girly "K.K. Bubblegum" in his room, and even has another copy lying on his cardboard box (It has Chrissy on the cover... She also lives in my town. No wonder Graham broke his neck to move in.) I still like Graham though, I just like how Roscoe hit the mark.

 

[poliwag0]

Shari asked me what type of pet to get. I said monkey. She said something about monkeys being unfriendly or something.

 

[Mamapeta]

one time marina told me she likes to put flowers in her toilet like a huge vase i can never look at her the same way ever again

 

[mooferz]

Stitches told me not to look in his kiddie dresser, and when I opened it, somehow there was an arcade machine in there.

 

[Prisma]

Stitches told me not to look in his kiddie dresser, and when I opened it, somehow there was an arcade machine in there.

Hes holding out on you.

 

[paper97]

Moe had the little villager notification thing. He said, "Hey ____, I see you eyeing my rubber tree. You can't deny it." and he was doing the mischievous emote.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also, after visiting Punchy's house, I was leaving and he said with a huge smile, "Really? I didn't expect you to like it that much!"

 

[hijessicarose]

Walking around with a cat tree and Punchy runs up to me saying "Oh my gosh, do I spot a Cat Tree? Can I buy it from you?"
I just think it's so funny, one of the two cat villagers I had at the time asks for the cat tree xD

 

[AnimalCrossngAddict]

One of the villagers was trying to sell me a goofy item for an INSANE PRICE.

After 3 price reductions and me saying "No" 3 times ---- he then yelled at me and said

"It's free you thief!"

 

[CrankyCupcake]

Poor Avery.

 

[Boccages]

Kitty was visiting my appartment and she spotted the couch I had and said to me : "Oh a two place sofa. It's too small to sleep on it and too big for sitting alone". Then she thought about what she said and had a gasp! emotion and asked me horrified "You were not planning on inviting Sylvia, I hope ?"

 

[musique]

Cookie (I took a pic of this one):

"I just overheard these flowers gossiping about me, champ. It was so MEAN what they said! They said I wasn't supercute! Please tell me I've still got it. I'm irresistible cute right?"

Sure Cookie....those flowers are just jealous!

My favorite was when Bones came running up to tell me that I was so sweet, like chocolate, and he must be peanut butter because he was stuck on me! He did some emotion and then ran off. I told my mother about this one, as she use to play AC on the GC, and she responded with Ick! I thought it was cute though!

 

[Batofara]

Make someone's catchphrase "Omg rofl"

Everything they say will hilarious xD

 

[jakeypride]

http://instagram.com/p/bzdep2Rk7U/ THIS! <3
lol he asked a math problem involving birds and then asked If I knew the answer and when I gave him the answer he said this.

 

[fortune]

Graham was inviting himself over to my house and then he said "Oh! Are you still busy making your macaroni art? I promise not to judge... Unless you want my expertise. I've been known to sling a noodle or two in my day" I don't even know why I thought that was funny... too many funny graham and apple moments to count :3