The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Dawnpiplup]

Fashion is all about making a statement. I think the best way to do that is to go fully naked in public.

How do I get over my fear of heights?

 

[Ace Marvel]

Fashion is all about making a statement. I think the best way to do that is to go fully naked in public.

How do I get over my fear of heights?

Live your life in stilts, you will always be so tall, you won't have fear of heights anymore.

How do I reset my computer?

 

[Xara]

have you tried turning it on and off,,,

how do i stop picking at my lips?

 

[Clock]

Cover them with tape
How do I solve an impossible puzzle?

 

[Midoriya]

Use the answer to everything, 42.

How do I use less electrical outlets?

 

[DinosaurDumpster]

Stick a fork in it.

How can I draw a stick figure?

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Give some monkeys a pen and paper

How do i cure cancer

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Thanos snap them.

How do I make popcorn?

 

[Clock]

Burn corn
Fastest way to charge a device?

 

[Xara]

break the charger

how to be more active?

 

[Midoriya]

Multitask while doing twenty things at the same time.

How to stop using emojis?

 

[spawnpoint]

Use emoticons instead

How can I not be obsessed with 100 different things at once?

 

[xiheeet]

get to the 99th thing and then just stop, simple

how do I get a better night sleep??!

 

[Midoriya]

Shoot yourself with a sleep tranquilizer dart.

How do I find the motivation to do something, anything with my time?

 

[frogslime]

Watch a ton of Troom Troom and 5 Minute Craft videos. Then you'll feel motivated to create something useful to spite those channels.

How do I keep my sisters from sneak-attacking me with spray bottles?

 

[Xara]

get rid of the sisters,,,,,

how should i properly wash my face?

 

[Che5hire Cat]

Rub ketchup into your face, along with some mayonnaise.

How can I fix my broken printer?

 

[Clock]

Leave it alone
How do I convince someone?

 

[chocosongee]

threaten them
how do i get rid of the fires

 

[Clock]

Throw a bucket of water on the fire
How to get rid of mosquitoes?