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The Internet's Worst Advice Column
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Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Ask NASA.
How do I grow flowers?
How do I grow flowers?
Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Just do a nosedive and pull out your parachute at the very last moment, breaking your bones.
How do I make popcorn?
How do I make popcorn?
DinosaurDumpster
You're watching Disney Channel
Don't take off the plastic wrapper over the popcorn bag before you put it in the microwave. It's really important. Then, set the timer for 50 minutes, burning the whole bag of popcorn and possibly even your whole kitchen.
How do I fly?
How do I fly?
applesauc3
Sarah from Banana
Tie Yourself to a kite
Where can I get an iced tea?
Where can I get an iced tea?
Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
From chilly tea bushes
For Pokémon fans: what’s the easiest method to shiny hunt?
For Pokémon fans: what’s the easiest method to shiny hunt?
Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Just give up.
How do I delete reddit?
How do I delete reddit?
Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Nuke the internet.
What’s the best type of paint?
What’s the best type of paint?
Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Use water as paint.
How do I stop a runaway train?
How do I stop a runaway train?
StarParty8
Senior Member
You head facefirst and try to use your arms to pull the train so it stops. I mean, don't stop the runaway train, just get your red water paint and splash it on train.
How do i defeat a famous plumber in battle?
How do i defeat a famous plumber in battle?
Shellzilla_515
Senior Member
Throw your pet turtle at him and hope for the best.
There’s a giant cheeseburger trying to eat me. What do I do?
There’s a giant cheeseburger trying to eat me. What do I do?
StarParty8
Senior Member
Jump into a portal and move to a universe where cheeseburgers don't eat humans.
my pet cat i got last week from a professor decided to walk. on 2 feet.
my pet cat i got last week from a professor decided to walk. on 2 feet.
Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Get a selkie to fight it.
I have 3 pets to choose from: tortoise, monkey and penguin. Which should I choose?
I have 3 pets to choose from: tortoise, monkey and penguin. Which should I choose?
StarParty8
Senior Member
drink a ton of milk. I dont know im not a doctor.
That penguin person decided to steal all my food and maybe summon a demon.
That penguin person decided to steal all my food and maybe summon a demon.
Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
It was an accident. Better pick up the dream wand and fight the thing anyways
I’m so tired. How many bottles of five hour energy should I drink?
I’m so tired. How many bottles of five hour energy should I drink?
Darkesque_
gotta be delusional to be in the biz
You should take 5, so your heart can explode!
I am feeling sick, what should I do?
I am feeling sick, what should I do?
StarParty8
Senior Member
Contact the hospital, being sick is serious!
I just confronted the head of a team that wants to destroy the world for everyone but them, and somehow i'm not scared. but i should be scared of his TEAM! That's a evil peice of burnt bacon he's using!
Dawnpiplup
Kick ass.
You know, I don't really know how to respond to that. However, if they truly wish to annihilate mankind - I'd say just let them do the damn job.
How do I gain superpowers?
How do I gain superpowers?
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