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I hear isolating tourself by hammering metal plates everywhere and locking ypurself out of the world with only csnned beans, pasta, and other food will do

Theres always trapping yourself in an underground bunker and putting kitchen supplies in there works?hmm the last time I tried that..

Well I went throught alot of poorly cooked food necause I burn everything so it was alot of fun.

Highly recommend it. You'll love cooking after that. Esspecially being with the smell of burnt popcorn?

Its hard to see in the dark after all
 
First you got to make that beatboxing noise. Then kick your feet on the ground and clap your hands. There you go!

How do I overcome my fear of insects/bugs?
 
commit a crime. that will make you remember this week and care about it one way or another.

how do i deal with a broken video game controller without buying a new one?
 
Break the videogame console too so both things are broken.

How to properly take care of leather shoes?
 
Grab 10 whole chickens from the store and stuff as many in the oven as you can. Set oven to 300° for 6 hours. Store uneaten chicken in fridge.

How do I buy something from Amazon?
 
You should go hiking in the mountains and count how many leaves you can find! This will be a perfect use of study time.

How to write a novel?
 
All you’ll need is a monkey and a keyboard… and lots of patience.

How can I travel long distance in a short amount of time with no money and no car?
 
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