The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Bread Kennedys]

Just stop drawing. Like, forever. Your anatomy can't suck if you never draw.

How do I avoid responsibility?

 

[Clock]

You can only avoid responsibility by not being responsible.
What can make a nice umbrella?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Use leaves!

My lights can't turn on. What should I do?

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Have you tried clapping your hands two times?

I'm about to take my driver's test in two days. Any good tips?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Ride the curbs, run through a red light, drive aggressively, push parked cars out of the way when parallel parking, don't use your turn signals, brake check other drivers, run over a fire hydrant, drive on the sidewalk, somehow break into a motorsport race, drive fast, and flip your car over.

How can I cook my food in 8 seconds?

 

[Clock]

Get a flamethrower, that should do the job.
How do I make a room cool without air conditioning?

 

[kikotoot]

If you buy lots and lots of freezers and hook them up on multi-outlet extension cords, leaving them open for a few hours, ensuring everything else in your house is off, they should be able to slowly take care of your problem unless they cause a fuse to pop.

How do I coordinate an online boardgames night with friends in different timezones?

 

[biibii]

move in with your friends!

how much should i sell my truck for?

 

[Clock]

Well it depends by condition, if it’s worn down it can be sold for cheap. New condition high price, so don’t ruin your truck if you want to sell it for more.

How can I improve on math?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Have the numbers tell you the answers to all of your problems.

Any tips for taking care of a dog?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Have the numbers tell you the answers to all of your problems.

Any tips for taking care of a dog?

No you don't get paid

how do i sleep at night

 

[Clock]

Just count something until you sleep.
Help! I can't stop laughing and smiling!

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Glue your mouth shut.

How do I make a fruit salad?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Glue your mouth shut.

How do I make a fruit salad?

shake trees and hope for no bees than eat whatever falls out of the tree

how do i get a hopkins plushie

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Buy it from a shady person in a back alley.

I'm out of ice but I need some now. What do I do?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Buy it from a shady person in a back alley.

I'm out of ice but I need some now. What do I do?

steal a fridge

im hungry but also sleepy but also campsite methoding, how do i breathe?

 

[Clock]

Look at funny memes, that's how you breathe.
How do I get over an obsession about something?

 

[SunshineKitten]

for me, finding something else i’m stoked to be compulsive about, an action like exercise or practicing a skill.

how do i stop telling myself i should scrap the 100+ hours i’ve put into my current save and reset my island

 

[LeviStar]

You just reset you island.

I keep forgetting where I put my glasses in the morning.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Stop wearing glasses altogether.

How do I drive a train?