The Corrupted Wish Game

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, but you now can never touch a Pong controller.

I wish I could type as fast as a fast typer.

 

[IslandGuy]

Granted but your keyboard blows up from the pressure.

(w00t @ reversae psycology!! My wish last was never corrupted!!)

I wish I had the aim of a marksman.

 

[Kyle]

Granted but the marksman would be ******** making your aim ********.

I wish I was a furry ball of love...

 

[AnimalE10]

Granted but people shave the hair and use it as a wig

I wish Jacobi isn't in my class because he flarts with me

 

[Propaganda Man]

Granted but you get sent back to kindagarden to learn abcs and how to spell flirts.

I wish the Animal Crossing Movie would be made in English

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, but your eyes bleed to death when you watch it.

I wish I was a bad MP:H player.

 

[DarthGohan1]

Granted, but now you can only play MPH for 17 seconds a day!

I wish I had Shonen Jump Superstars.

 

[AnimalE10]

Granted but you drop it in a sewer

I wish everybody in this club except me fall down into a volcano

 

[Micah]

granted but they all survive

I wish there were no such things as video games

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, but... well that basically triggers the end of the world.




I wish I had a bat cave.

 

[Tyler]

Granted but you must eat Toad Legs.

I wish I wasn't so wierd.

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, but you must give up your weirdness to everyone else in the world- then reversing what weirdness is, resulting in you being weird in the end.

I wish I had a lot of food

 

[Tyler]

Granted but you must hibernate forever.

 

[Jeremy]

I wish you would remember to wish for something

 

[Tyler]

Me too. >_<

Granted but you must remind me.

I wish I had remembered too.

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, but your brain overloads and you are connected to a computer for the rest of your life

I wish I owned my own server

 

[Tyler]

Granted but you must pay for it.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, but he's a poodle




I wish that creepy ad laddy would stop staring at me right now...

 

[Tyler]

Granted but you must have the ad taped to your front door.

I wish it wasn't a poodle.

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, it's a Doxen


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I wish I had a job online