The Corrupted Wish Game

[Espurr]

Granted, but multitasking drains considerably more energy than doing things in an orderly fashion would.

I wish I had more time to read.

 

[Brookie]

Granted, but you can only read poorly written and extremely "cringey" fan-fiction.

I wish having to go to the bathroom didn't interrupt my daily life;

 

[Bcat]

(oh gosh I've been there girl. I feel you) granted but can't eat anymore either. You die from malnourishment shortly

I wish my dad's cat liked me

 

[Captain James]

Granted, but there is a 50% chance you'll turn into a cat and a 50% chance you'll turn into your dad.

I wish people would respond to my threads.

 

[Rabirin]

Granted, but there is a 50% chance you'll turn into a cat and a 50% chance you'll turn into your dad.

I wish people would respond to my threads.

People respond to your threads but by threads, I mean your jeans.

i wish i was motivated to play overwatch

 

[Brookie]

granted but you can never play AC ever again

I wish there was a cheesecake factory around me (resturaunt)

 

[Rabirin]

granted but you can never play AC ever again

I wish there was a cheesecake factory around me (resturaunt)

tbh ngl i think i would be okay with that, i find AC way more stressful than overwatch sometimes, atleast i don't have my team fail me and leave me behind. oh wait they do

Granted, but there's no other restaurants around but cheesecake factory. Cheesecake factory for all.

 

[Brookie]

Nooo ugh
(And by that I meant ALL AC games including future new ones)

I wish working out never "hurt"