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Granted, but you now can never touch a Pong controller.
I wish I could type as fast as a fast typer.
Granted but your keyboard blows up from the pressure.
(w00t @ reversae psycology!! My wish last was never corrupted!!)
I wish I had the aim of a marksman.
Granted but the marksman would be ******** making your aim ********.
I wish I was a furry ball of love...
Granted but people shave the hair and use it as a wig
I wish Jacobi isn't in my class because he flarts with me
Granted but you get sent back to kindagarden to learn abcs and how to spell flirts.
I wish the Animal Crossing Movie would be made in English
Granted, but your eyes bleed to death when you watch it.
I wish I was a bad MP:H player.
TBT Old Timer
Retired Staff
Granted, but now you can only play MPH for 17 seconds a day!
I wish I had Shonen Jump Superstars.
Granted but you drop it in a sewer
I wish everybody in this club except me fall down into a volcano
granted but they all survive
I wish there were no such things as video games
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
Granted, but... well that basically triggers the end of the world.
I wish I had a bat cave.
Granted but you must eat Toad Legs.
I wish I wasn't so wierd.
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
Granted, but you must give up your weirdness to everyone else in the world- then reversing what weirdness is, resulting in you being weird in the end.
I wish I had a lot of food
Granted but you must hibernate forever.
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
I wish you would remember to wish for something
Me too. >_<
Granted but you must remind me.
I wish I had remembered too.
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
Granted, but your brain overloads and you are connected to a computer for the rest of your life
I wish I owned my own server
Granted but you must pay for it.
I wish I had a dog.
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
Granted, but he's a poodle
I wish that creepy ad laddy would stop staring at me right now...
Granted but you must have the ad taped to your front door.
I wish it wasn't a poodle.
Not an actual piece of furniture.
Staff
Administrator
Site Owner
Granted, it's a Doxen
:wub:
I wish I had a job online
