TBT's 2026 New Year's Party has started! Join us from now until January 11th in eight fun New Year's activities. Earn currency to spend on collectibles and raffle tickets. Get started in The Bulletin Board event thread. Happy New Year!
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Granted, but you miss something ridiculously awesome.
Granted, but you end up being a terrible procrastinator in some way.
Granted, but when people wish for something bad it'll come true.
Granted, but then you get it stuck in your head and go mentally insane.
Granted, but people become mean to you.
Granted, but now people stop to talk to you every five minutes.
Granted, but you end up hating everything being sold.
Granted, but then the next five years sucks.
Granted, but it gains to the ability to have a scent, and it stinks.
Granted, but it turns out that it put something in their inappopriate
OK, but they're too nice and you get annoyed.
So you wish it, so it will be...but you have already spent all of your money on medicine. What a terrible investment!
Granted, but the meaning of A gets changed, it stands abomination. It's the worst grade.
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
Granted, but everything is something! Nothing is impossible!
Granted, but it makes the entire world warmer, and all the ice melts and floods the planet.
Um, OK. You didn't put a wish on your thing. I'll put a wish here.
Granted, but they start fighting about pencils which becomes rather annoying.
Granted, but you fall asleep for a week and miss so much fun things you missed out.
Granted, instead you are always really full.
TBT's 2026 New Year's Party has started! Join us from now until January 11th in eight fun New Year's activities. Earn currency to spend on collectibles and raffle tickets. Get started in The Bulletin Board event thread. Happy New Year!
