The Corrupted Wish game.

[Vex L'Cour]

I'm sure this has been done. But it's a dead thread.

Basically in this game you do two things.

Grant the wish of the post above (But with a heavy drawback)

make up your own wish.

So an example:

Person X:
I wish I had 20 cats

Person P:
Granted, but they poop everywhere.

I wish I could fly

ETC.

Try to be funny and original without flaming ok?

I wish I was the Slenderman.

 

[Sporge27]

DONE! ... though being an amateur slender man you get caught on your first day

I wish I had a sandvich about now...

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Done but it's badly out of date and makes you ill.

I wish I could make chocolate appear.

 

[[Nook]]

But you are a human with no powers so therefore you could never.

I wish this wish was corrupted ;D.

 

[Psychonaut]

wish granted

i wish i was a fish

 

[crazyredd45]

done, but your no where near water at the moment so you would die.

I wish i had a cheesecake

 

[Colour Bandit]

Yes you can have it, but I dropped it in cow poo...sorry.

I wish Fred and George Weasley were standing on the front drive right now.

 

[crazyredd45]

Yeah but then someone would pull up on the drive and run them over

I want to stand on top of the statue of liberty Unicorn

 

[Hiro]

Wish granted, but you die. B]

I WISH THAT I HAD SUPERPOWERS! 8DDDD

 

[crazyredd45]

wish granted, but then the people turn a aginst you and make a cure and turn you normal again


i wish i was a millionaire

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but it is play money.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Josh]

Granted, But you can only draw circles.

I wish I could meet Tyga.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but when you met him you threw up on his shoes, now he hates you.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

 

[crazyredd45]

Granted, but you end up with some pixels and are trapped there

I wish i could write scripts Unicorn

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but you end up with some pixels and are trapped there

A pixel?
Granted, but all the scripts (I hope you mean film scripts) are lacking in story/plotline and everyone hates them!

I wish that my internet didn't have a download limit.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted but all you can download is 2 girls 1 cup- Hardcore version.

I wish Twilight had never existed.

 

[Josh]

Done but there will be a new movie/book called Skylight about Werewolves.

I wish that I had a watch were I made a wish into came true (No seriously that'll be cool...)

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted, but it breaks after the first wish and you cant' ask for another.

I wish I could run through walls

 

[crazyredd45]

granted but it's faulty and most of the time you fail and run straight into a wall

i wish i was a skilled as kung fu panda

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but you're now stuck as a Panda, in a zoo.

I wish that people would stop using blonde stereotypes against me.