The Beer Drain Story

[Tyeforce]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepWe have different ideas of what's fun, okay? You need to learn that.

I still don't get how I'm immature for the underage drinking, though.

Then there's something wrong with you.

I'm not trying to put fuel in the fire here but, you said it yourself Tye.
You both have different ideas of what you consider "fun".
So, why would there be something wrong with him if he thinks underage drinking is fun?
Is it because it's different from what you consider as "fun"?

You beast, I can't believe I didn't act on that point.

Maybe there's something wrong with you, Tyeforce.

Yeah, maybe the underage drinking is illegal and everything, but I'm walking away with stories and memories that I'll be able to tell for the rest of my life. I'm doing something. Where will you be when you grow up with your childhood? With plenty of memories of how you were a good little boy and stayed home all day and played your Wii and DS. You've never even been kissed, man!

I'll take something from fish, because you need this:

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

Get out there and do something worthy of something. For your own God damned sake.

I don't have to be a badass to live a happy life. I'm completely content with everything just how it is. Why do you try so hard to change me?

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepWe have different ideas of what's fun, okay? You need to learn that.

Then there's something wrong with you.

I'm not trying to put fuel in the fire here but, you said it yourself Tye.
You both have different ideas of what you consider "fun".
So, why would there be something wrong with him if he thinks underage drinking is fun?
Is it because it's different from what you consider as "fun"?

You beast, I can't believe I didn't act on that point.

Maybe there's something wrong with you, Tyeforce.

Yeah, maybe the underage drinking is illegal and everything, but I'm walking away with stories and memories that I'll be able to tell for the rest of my life. I'm doing something. Where will you be when you grow up with your childhood? With plenty of memories of how you were a good little boy and stayed home all day and played your Wii and DS. You've never even been kissed, man!

I'll take something from fish, because you need this:

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

Get out there and do something worthy of something. For your own God damned sake.

I don't have to be a badass to live a happy life. I'm completely content with everything just how it is. Why do you try so hard to change me?

That's what kids do! Get in some trouble, do something!

You are wasting your childhood and you don't even realize it.

"GRANDPA! GRANDPA! Tell us about when you were young."

"I sat at home and played a lot of Nintendo. The end."

 

[Kanye Omari West]

*sadface*

Your stories amaze me.

 

[Tyeforce]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepWe have different ideas of what's fun, okay? You need to learn that.

I'm not trying to put fuel in the fire here but, you said it yourself Tye.
You both have different ideas of what you consider "fun".
So, why would there be something wrong with him if he thinks underage drinking is fun?
Is it because it's different from what you consider as "fun"?

You beast, I can't believe I didn't act on that point.

Maybe there's something wrong with you, Tyeforce.

Yeah, maybe the underage drinking is illegal and everything, but I'm walking away with stories and memories that I'll be able to tell for the rest of my life. I'm doing something. Where will you be when you grow up with your childhood? With plenty of memories of how you were a good little boy and stayed home all day and played your Wii and DS. You've never even been kissed, man!

I'll take something from fish, because you need this:

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

Get out there and do something worthy of something. For your own God damned sake.

I don't have to be a badass to live a happy life. I'm completely content with everything just how it is. Why do you try so hard to change me?

That's what kids do! Get in some trouble, do something!

You are wasting your childhood and you don't even realize it.

"GRANDPA! GRANDPA! Tell us about when you were young."

"I sat at home and played a lot of Nintendo. The end."

You're generalizing. That's not what all kids do. In fact, but kids are pretty well behaved, at least around here. Sure, there are some crazy, live-on-the-edge people, but you don't need to be one of them. Besides, I'm not a kid anymore. I lived my childhood how I wanted, and I have no regrets.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepWe have different ideas of what's fun, okay? You need to learn that.

You beast, I can't believe I didn't act on that point.

Maybe there's something wrong with you, Tyeforce.

Yeah, maybe the underage drinking is illegal and everything, but I'm walking away with stories and memories that I'll be able to tell for the rest of my life. I'm doing something. Where will you be when you grow up with your childhood? With plenty of memories of how you were a good little boy and stayed home all day and played your Wii and DS. You've never even been kissed, man!

I'll take something from fish, because you need this:

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

Get out there and do something worthy of something. For your own God damned sake.

I don't have to be a badass to live a happy life. I'm completely content with everything just how it is. Why do you try so hard to change me?

That's what kids do! Get in some trouble, do something!

You are wasting your childhood and you don't even realize it.

"GRANDPA! GRANDPA! Tell us about when you were young."

"I sat at home and played a lot of Nintendo. The end."

You're generalizing. That's not what all kids do. In fact, but kids are pretty well behaved, at least around here. Sure, there are some crazy, live-on-the-edge people, but you don't need to be one of them. Besides, I'm not a kid anymore. I lived my childhood how I wanted, and I have no regrets.

You don't have to be like me and do this kind of *censored.2.0* to get into trouble, you realize that, right?

'Kids around here are well-behaved', you say? Judging by your sheltered lifestyle, you probably only know the well-behaved youth-group kids. Teenagers these days aren't like that. Like it or not, it's the truth. You wasted your childhood (I forget, I'm considered a man now) on nothing but video games and I had a lot of fun with mine.

Are you happy that you've never done anything exciting or gotten with a girl?

 

[Tyeforce]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deepWe have different ideas of what's fun, okay? You need to learn that.kissed, man!

I'll take something from fish, because you need this:

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

Get out there and do something worthy of something. For your own God damned sake.

I don't have to be a badass to live a happy life. I'm completely content with everything just how it is. Why do you try so hard to change me?

That's what kids do! Get in some trouble, do something!

You are wasting your childhood and you don't even realize it.

"GRANDPA! GRANDPA! Tell us about when you were young."

"I sat at home and played a lot of Nintendo. The end."

You're generalizing. That's not what all kids do. In fact, but kids are pretty well behaved, at least around here. Sure, there are some crazy, live-on-the-edge people, but you don't need to be one of them. Besides, I'm not a kid anymore. I lived my childhood how I wanted, and I have no regrets.

You don't have to be like me and do this kind of *censored.2.0* to get into trouble, you realize that, right?

'Kids around here are well-behaved', you say? Judging by your sheltered lifestyle, you probably only know the well-behaved youth-group kids. Teenagers these days aren't like that. Like it or not, it's the truth. You wasted your childhood (I forget, I'm considered a man now) on nothing but video games and I had a lot of fun with mine.

Are you happy that you've never done anything exciting or gotten with a girl?

Yes, I'm happy. I'm still young. I have my whole life ahead of me. And I don't consider video games a waste of my life. It's what I like best.

 

[fullofmyself]

Haha, smooth one, Fabio.

I had a pretty wild day.