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Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

A plumber's girlfriend gets kidnapped by a giant mutant turtle, so said plumber brutally murders thousands of innocent creatures, including said giant mutant turtle's own children, before murdering the giant turtle, all while leaving his own brother in the shadow.

-Super Mario
 
Jump on bad guys' heads
Die enough to get your brother to do it for you
-Super Mario Bros Wii
 
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you play as a smelly zombie that can't remember anything in a game where you spend 90% of your time reading text and dialogue

Planescape: Torment
 
you get mutant plants that will surely kill zombies by hitting them with peas and corn

plants vs zombies -
 
I don't even have to try to make my favorite game sound awful.

Rule of Rose:
A girl relives the death of her beloved dog, killed by her childhood lesbian lover.

Game features:
? obscene things that I'm not sure I can mention on TBT (game was banned in 3 countries)
? a grown man that crawls around on the floor barking and attacking children before ultimately shooting his self in the head...
? awful controls
? "mermaid" vomit
? unclear, unexplained storyline
? "Peter smells like poo!"
 
Mass Genocide of soldiers made from purple liquid used for war simulator

-Clash Of Clans
 
All you do is sit inside and bartend while listening to your customers ramble on while interesting things are happening outside. Later on the plot evolves into some meaningless trash about the main characters past relationships.
- Va:11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartending Action.
 
A person who can literally run around screaming at people is revered as a hero while they completely destroy every single thing they come across just for laughs. They never shower but they sure can eat....and steal and kill.

- Skyrim

Post-apocalyptic world where the main character hides underground and gets frozen, stands there while watching her husband get murdered and her baby is taken by thugs, then teams up with the first group of people she meets that are nice. Mom of the year award.

- Fallout 4
 
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A useless character is recruited into a group of wanna be heros that all die and leave you to save the world with girl that hates you and a glorified puppy dog, while being hated and hunted down by some jerk for a reason that makes no sense.
- Dragon Age: Origins
 
You just run around the same map over and over doing the same thing over and over.
And just kill minions and maybe other players if you're lucky. Same thing OVER AND OVER and one game could last over an hour of doing the same thing.

-League of Legends
 
catch 719 creatures only to get a really ****ty item when youre done

-pokemon
 
A homeless amnesiac that wakes up in the middle of a field, becomes best friends with the prince of the country, and then has a child with his daughter from the future. Fight across battlefields and make people to do everything in pairs to force your ships on the army! And then kill your evil self that has an overpowered dragon OC!

-Fire Emblem Awakening

You wake up with no memories on a beach and find out you've turned into a furry. Now go join a guild with your cowardly new best friend, travel across the globe to find places that have actually already been mapped, help other people on missions only to have 90% of your reward be stolen from you constantly by taxing, find out a ghost has a hit on you and is trying to kill you, flee across the barren wasteland of the post-apocalyptic future with a wanted criminal, discover you're a time traveler that lost their memory due to an attempted sabotage... I thought this was a kid's game? Cry at the end when you get a fate worse than death by phasing yourself out of existence.

-Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky

GET ON THE PAYLOAD THE REASON WE'RE LOSING IS BECAUSE NOBODY IS ON THE PAYLOAD I'M A HEALER I CAN'T PUSH THIS MYSELF I WILL DIE

-Overwatch
 
15 random people are totally ok knowing there is a Serial Killer going around everywhere, and spend days exchanging pleasantries and hanging people for fun
-Town of Salem
 
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