Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[HungryForCereal]

Real simple. Pick one of your favourite games and summarize it to make it sound like ****. Then post the game below you brief summery.

S'pose I'll start.

A foreigner walks into town and kills a bunch of locals, kills a few beasts. Then fights a space squid, wins and turns into a slug.
- Bloodborne. ​

 

[Discord]

A rich man spends all his money on beating up the mentally ill while cosplaying during a scavenger hunt.

-Batman: Arkham Knight

 

[Paperboy012305]

A racing game where you injure people by throwing shells, placing banana peels on the racetrack and other items while you try to win 1st place. Hazards on courses also included.

-Mario Kart Series.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Real simple. Pick one of your favourite games and summarize it to make it sound like ****. Then post the game below you brief summery.

S'pose I'll start.

A foreigner walks into town and kills a bunch of locals, kills a few beasts. Then fights a space squid, wins and turns into a slug.
- Bloodborne. ​

Don't forget the part where he glues a bunch of googly eyes to everything.


A young, naked 7 year old kid goes through a dungeon while taking all kinds of drugs and sticking coathangers and crap into his head, while making deals with Satan and crying uncontrollably

-Binding of Isaac

 

[Irelia]

A game where the world promotes animal violence/cruelty, while encouraging young children to participate in death matches between different animals. Parents disown their children at a young age, and send them off into the world to make a living as a "trainer" who brutally kills other animals to earn money and status.

-Pokemon

 

[That Zephyr Guy]

-Pokemon

Gen Wunners. Ezpz.

 

[Discord]

Asian Dora The Explorer falls down into a mountain and makes friends with fish ladies and goat moms.

-Undertale

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

You're the boss of the furries.

Animal Crossing: New Leaf

 

[Irelia]

Asian Dora The Explorer falls down into a mountain and makes friends with fish ladies and goat moms.

-Undertale

this is hilarious omg

 

[OviRy8]

A game where all you do is beat the everloving **** out of beloved characters and ruin friendships

-Smash Bros. Series

 

[Discord]

Making structures that prove you have no creativity which results in more trips to the official Wiki so you can continue crafting absurd items to "improve" your horrid creations while cringing in terrible pain due to the fact that you'll never improve.

-Minecraft

 

[OviRy8]

14-year-old squid-human hybrids are drafted for a war between who gets to keep a certain area of land.

-Splatoon

 

[Cress]

Do you like killing deformed human-pig hybrids? Well then why not kill thousands of them, along with you friends and enemies!
First and most importantly, fashion. Would you rather wear standard clothes like any other standard soldier, or do you want to be wearing breezy booty shorts and a tank top you haven't put on since you were 5? Because you can wear both! (Just not at the same time, standard soldiers do not wear breezy booty shorts or extremely small tank tops. If you know standard soldiers who wear apparel similar to this, then you should alert me ASAP as they are an inspiration for generations to come.) The next step is to pick a weapon. You could be basic and choose 1 of the 253672839404532 different swords in the game, or you could be more unique, such as using bugs to spread destruction! Or perhaps playing music on a harp is your cup of tea, because you can use that to kill innocent pig people who stand there and do absolutely nothing too! Now go out there and kill everything, even if it's your most hated enemy, your closest friend, or an older/younger version of yourself!

Spoiler

-Hyrule Warriors I enjoyed this too much

 

[Meadows]

A kid who becomes mayor and abandons their own town after getting stung by bee's, tripping with an axe in their hands, and gets made fun of after they get injured. -Animal Crossing: New leaf

 

[TykiButterfree]

Steal funky armor from your comrades and detonate a bomb in their base. Then use that armor to steal people's pets and force them to fight for you. And somehow claim you are the good guy.

Pok?mon Colosseum

 

[OviRy8]

An endless hellhole of terribly made courses by kids.

-Super Mario Maker

 

[SilkSpectre]

Lady with an outfit made of hair shoots gnarly looking birds with her shoes and dances.

Bayonetta<3

 

[tae]

colorful furries throw bad gags at gawdy robots in order to make them explode.

- toontown online

 

[OviRy8]

Basically reskined TF2

-Overwatch

 

[SansAnimalCrossing]

colorful furries throw bad gags at gawdy robots in order to make them explode.

- toontown online

ironically enough i was playing rewritten today.