Stupid Usernames

zatchlad22 - my photobucket when i was hella obsessed with zatch bell(but still am)

X~Destiny Bond~X - my ol' Gaia username, not as bad, but still corny

[JavierJIGGLE;;StillFly] - Not exactly a username, but this is the cream of the crop. In 7th grade, me and a couple pals discovered and really enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada's rendition of the Big Tymers "Still Fly". I don't even know why we did it, but we would all put on our Myspace screenames our first name, followed by a noun (eg: AndrewATROCITY, ChristianCONVICTION, etc.) topped off with "StillFly". Of course mine was the most lighthearted out of the bunch, but I don't think that makes it any better lol.
 
I started with generic names, like Nintendomaster, followed by numbers. After that phase passed I had a few other cringe-worthy names that I won't mention JUST IN CASE someone recognizes.
 
My PetPetPark username was CutieKitty645
-cringe-
I also really regret my NNID sometimes.

Magic Marshmallow is a username I really like, but I'm considering changing it sometime.

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And I also had another PetPetPark accont named ella(a million numbers), but it got banned. Back then, I didn't know that they'd just let you log in normally even if you were banned, but when I made the new account a few years later I didn't bother to try the old one.
In case anyone is wondering, PetPetPark is shut down now.i
 
I used to have all my user names associated with the names of various colors. Or astrological things like stars and planets.

Not....bad, just not...me.
 
these are all beautiful i love reading through them

i have only had a handful of actual usernames, i think, because i tended to stick with the same ones. i can only remember a couple before the one i use now.

L-kun -- (please no) weeb phase i guess
Ichigo-kun -- (ugh) i loved bleach and tokyo mew mew
Shirohibiki -- i have been using this for 10 years or so now. its the name of one of my OCs, who i made at the time. (literally took two japanese words and combined them because i was such a bright child) ive been using it for so long because its never taken, and its literally my name everywhere... but now im having a crisis because it needs to change, i dont want to use it anymore, im sick of using it, and not only can i not think of what to change it to, im worried about changing my email address because ive used the stupid thing for like 10 years or however long. the switch would be brutal, for everything. i feel so trapped lol

i seem to remember some others i had, maybe like, emails or IM names
PhotochemicSmog -- my AIM name. i was so edgy
xxShadowHeartlessxx -- or some variation of that. was obsessed with kingdom hearts. think it was my email.
chi_kinomi -- what the **** does this even mean. used it for some blog site i think

thats all i seem to remember and theyre all so awful lol
now i just need to get away from this username q_q i dont hate it but it just needs to change tbh
 
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Mine makes me cringe. But I don't want to spend 1000 TBT bells to change it.
 
I honestly can't think of any usernames I've had in the past that I'd be particularly embarrassed about. I've always put a lot of thought into them, and even usernames I had over 10 years ago were still meaningful to me.
 
Just my usual usernames on sites when I was a kid: myname7264792794729472739729479247, though the usernames I come up with these days still suck
 
GoldenToiletSeat.... Idk what that dude was thinking

11/10 Would username again

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Just my usual usernames on sites when I was a kid: myname7264792794729472739729479247, though the usernames I come up with these days still suck

Your current surname is a thousand times better than name463728365684926364833838, trust me,
 
Blueinfer > like Jennifer but with Blue...so stupid
Religious-Sonic > my previous belltree username, but i didn't have 1000 btbs to change it so i made a new account.
 
Heh. Well, I used to have this thing with the username 'peacefroggy'. It's silly now, but I used it for everything when I was younger. I like frogs, and, well, peace, so I figured my two favorite things would be a great combination. Not so much.
 
Y'all haven't made me laugh for a minute

GoldenToiletSeat is god tier
 
It is

My roblox names were
Canucks
GoCanucksGo
CanucksRules
CanucksCanucks
CanucksCanucksCanucks
ILikeCanucks
GoCanucks
Canucks123
CaCaCanucks

I REALLY liked the Canucks.
 
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