Stupid or creepy toys you've seen or heard of?

[xiaonu]

I actually really loved furbies when I was little ;v;
I think I'd have to say monster high dolls. If I was little I would probably not like it because I was a scared-y like that.

 

[Prabha]

FURBIES OH GOD NO

Countless nightmares

 

[Sanaki]

Hands down.. Furbies. Or however you spell them

 

[boujee]

this was fun

 

[ams]

Aww I loved my furby...

Is anyone here old enough to have had a puppy surprise as a kid? This is the exact one that I had:

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It was a dog full of puppies, but you had to rip open this velcro on the belly to pull out the puppies. It was like I was giving this poor ugly dog a daily C-section and I remember being really weirded out by it as a kid. When you're done playing you just put the puppies back in the mom. Who comes up with stuff like that?

 

[tumut]

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Dora aqua pet.

 

[Alienfish]

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Dora aqua pet.

penis alert.

dear god.

 

[nami26]

yeah furbys and also, the worst of them all....dolls....ughhh i shudder just typing the word...

 

[Alienfish]

Those mother/dad/child dolls. Dude stop with the nuclear family plays we don't need that when we are 2...

And those pregnant dolls..*shudder

 

[Aestivate]

My mom always wanted to play this with me as a kid. It was my absolute nightmare. I was sure my hand would be eaten one day.

 

[mintellect]

this was fun

Uhhhh.... What...is...that???

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Aww I loved my furby...

Is anyone here old enough to have had a puppy surprise as a kid? This is the exact one that I had:

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It was a dog full of puppies, but you had to rip open this velcro on the belly to pull out the puppies. It was like I was giving this poor ugly dog a daily C-section and I remember being really weirded out by it as a kid. When you're done playing you just put the puppies back in the mom. Who comes up with stuff like that?

So basically you help the dog give birth to puppies, and then you put them back in her stomach...?

 

[tokkio]

My mom always wanted to play this with me as a kid. It was my absolute nightmare. I was sure my hand would be eaten one day.

saw a picture on the internet of this toy and they taped thumbtacks on the teeth lmao extremeee

 

[Rasha]

does this look like the face of mercy?

 

[nami26]

Uhhhh.... What...is...that???

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So basically you help the dog give birth to puppies, and then you put them back in her stomach...?

yeah its called reverse pregnancy

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does this look like the face of mercy?
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nightmare

 

[Rasha]

this thing actually exists! she's from the Coraline movie and I'm her biggest fan <3

 

[mintellect]

does this look like the face of mercy?
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GO AWAY. GO AWAYYYYY. FAR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

 

[JCnator]

Mr. Bucket is more like of a board game than a toy, but I still consider it as a toy because of its look alone. Board James covered this thing as a parody of horror movies, mostly because of its peculiar advertisement. It's not a bad game by any means, but the Double Entendre that comes with it could be creepier to some people. Hope you won't find him under your bed sheets!