Steps of the day

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Step 121: Get so depressed from your divorce that you threw yourself down a flight of stairs

- - - Post Merge - - -

Step 122: Take pain killers from throwing yourself down a flight of stairs

- - - Post Merge - - -

Step 123: You have developed short-term memory loss, and you kept forgetting that you took your pain killers. You got so high, that you thought you lived in a tissue box, and you eloped with a pillow

 

[brownboy102]

Step 124: Realize what you've done

 

[Mango]

step 125: read homestuck

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

STEP 126: Write a book report on it saying how boring it was and how you cooked it in a pan and it

 

[Naiad]

Step 127: Cry about life and watch cat videos

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Step 128: subscribe to all the cat videos and blow off all your money on buying all the cat look-alikes in the pet store

 

[brownboy102]

Step 129: Realize you wasted your moey on cat's you can't even feed anymore.

 

[Beleated_Media]

Step 130: Kill the cats

 

[brownboy102]

Step 131: Get arrested by the cat-cops.

 

[Beleated_Media]

Step 132: slap the cops

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

133: Shoot the cat-cops in the foot with a cat cannon

 

[brownboy102]

Step 134: Become a cat serial killer.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Step 135: Cut down the cat population and help the world

 

[brownboy102]

Step 136: Become an enemy to the world.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Step 137: Receive several angry calls from PETA

 

[brownboy102]

Step 138: Move to the Andromeda Galaxy.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Step 139: Eat the flesh and drink the blood of everything you killed so you don't waste food and PETA doesn't take it away.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Step 140: Run out of cats to eat, so now you go to the grocery store and shoplift EVERYTHING
(I really mean everything, the walls, doors, shelves... use it to make a house )

 

[brownboy102]

(Aren't we in the Andromeda galaxy? XD )

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Don't know what that is.

Step 141: Stalk Sparro. JK, Stalk some random dude in the "Andromeda Galaxy" or something