Steps of the day

Step 121: Get so depressed from your divorce that you threw yourself down a flight of stairs

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Step 122: Take pain killers from throwing yourself down a flight of stairs

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Step 123: You have developed short-term memory loss, and you kept forgetting that you took your pain killers. You got so high, that you thought you lived in a tissue box, and you eloped with a pillow
 
Step 139: Eat the flesh and drink the blood of everything you killed so you don't waste food and PETA doesn't take it away.
 
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Step 140: Run out of cats to eat, so now you go to the grocery store and shoplift EVERYTHING
(I really mean everything, the walls, doors, shelves... use it to make a house :D)
 
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