Stab and Block

[crazyredd45]

holds breath for ages

forces you to watch the tweenies by taping you to a chair

 

[Callie]

Enjoys the tweenies thus foils your plan

Stabs your eyes with poison spikes.

 

[Kyel]

Reflects of the attempted stabs with safety goggles



Summons a Behemoth that rages against the opponent

 

[crazyredd45]

turns into swalot and eats the thing

hits you with plutonium and forces you to eat it

 

[williamd]

turn into a time machine and go back to the past and stops it from happening (anyone who gets that refrense and knows why it is linked to plutonium is God...almost)

goes super sajin 4

 

[Jrrj15]

WEEGEE (Is that a god power lol watever im using him anyway)

Sends super stealth ninjar kitteh to gey you

 

[williamd]

calls upon Magus for help

IMA FIREING MEH LAZARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Colour Bandit]

*Raises laser shields*

Turns you into a Mary-Sue.

 

[williamd]

turn my self into an elf(random)

sends Kirby to do my bidding(he will hunt everyone)

 

[Lobo]

*Turns him into yarn

Takez ur bukkit

 

[crazyredd45]

fails to understand you

covers you in gum

 

[Callie]

Chews it all and traps you in gum bubble

Puts you into an eternal sleep and you can never wake up.

 

[williamd]

wakes up anyway

uses yarn Kirby to hunt everyone!

 

[The Sign Painter]

*lights kirby on fire*


*does nothing*

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

*casually walks away*

*attempts to speak Japanese, causing a weaboo overload*

 

[[Nook]]

Gets out the Weeaboo blaster.

Increases the sun's heat by 9,999,999,999,235 times.

 

[crazyredd45]

Puts on some UV 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 sun cream and goes sun bathing

Jumping front kick at your head

 

[[Nook]]

Matrix.

Grows 1,000,000 arms and keeps punching you and it is impossible to dodge.

 

[williamd]

dodges anyway cuz im god

gets my Machamp that knows Round house kick (trained by Chuck Norris)

 

[[Nook]]

States the fact that you didn't tell it to attack me.

Tells that Machamp to attack you.