He told me to bury it, but it was in my letters. So I was confused since as far as I knew, you can't bury letters, and in my anxious confusion I ripped it open and read the letter. It talked about how it was his old soccer shirt and that in 10 years when he opens this time capsule it should fit him again. At this point I realized I probably shouldn't have done that but quickly shook that feeling off I figured I could still bury the contents and it'd be fine, so I dug a hole by his house and tried to bury it, but couldn't. So I took the present out of the time capsule and tried to bury that. I couldn't, so I ripped the whole stupid thing open and buried the shirt inside. At this point I paused for a second to think about what I had just done. Blind optimism told me I had buried it, thus everything would be fine. So I walked back to moose and talked to him, of course this didn't go well. First he asked for the capsule and freaked out on me that it was open. Second he takes a look inside and freaks out on me a second time that the capsule item was gone. Meanwhile his shirt is covered in dirt and crap under his house. His last words were "Dude, not cool bro."
I can't stop laughing. Moose is a dick anyways **** it.
I can't stop laughing. Moose is a dick anyways **** it.
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