ALL SHALL BE REVEALED WHEN I SMITE DOWN ALL THE TRAITORS OF MOONZETA! I, XXX2129121, KNOW THAT THEY HAVE ALL TOUCHED WATER, AND DISCOVERED THEIR SECRET, MERMAID-TRANSFORMATIVE POWERS! WE HAVE HIDDEN IT FROM THEM AT BIRTH, BUT THEY BETRAYED US AND ASSASSINATED OUR KING, X11"!
WE KNOW ONE DAY, WITH THEIR NEWFOUND ABILITIES, THEY WILL INVADE OUR PLANET AND DESTROY OUR KIND ALL TO TAKE CONTROL OVER SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE THEY CAN CALL HOME, AWAY FROM THE SEAS. OUR PLANET IS FULL OF WATER FOR THEM TO GROW THEIR TAILS IN ONCE MORE. MOONZETA CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER DISASTER LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN. IT HAPPENED WHAT SEEMED SO LONG AGO... AND OUR PLANET WAS NEARLY DESTROYED. THERE WAS A WAR, YOUNG NOX. A WAR.
OUR KIND WAS TAKEN OVER BY THE LITTLE-PINK-TEXTS, A GANG OF NO-GOOD NERPLEXERS WHO
~spoke like this because they were ****s~ AND THEN AFTER MANY LONG YEARS OF WAR, WE FINALLY WON. OUR LAND WAS RAVAGED, OUR PEOPLE DESTROYED, AND WE BARELY CAME FROM THE BRINK OF EXTICTION.
~Pink **** that looked like this~ COVERED OUR LAND LIKE THE ROTTEN BODIES OF OUR COMRADES. OUR CEMETERIES WERE FLOODED, LIKE THE "BLACK DEATH" OR THE "PLAGUE OF LONDON" YOU HUMANS SPEAK IN SUCH FEAR OF.
AFTER SLOWLY, SLOWLY BUT STEADILY, REPOPULATING, PINK-PROPAGANDA WAS SPREADING, AND MANY BELIEVED WE WERE THE WRONG ONES IN THE WAR. THIS LED TO MANY CHILDREN AND ADULTS ESCAPING TO ALTERNATE PLANETS. THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO TO STOP THEM, WE WERE STILL WEAK. PROPAGANDA STILL FRESH IN THEIR MINDS, THEY LEFT, LEFT FOR A SUPPOSEDLY BETTER LIFE. AFTER BEING ABLE TO DRINK WATER (WE DRUNK PURE MOTOR OIL), THEY SAW THEIR FLESHY SCALES BEGIN TO GROW. UPON DIPPING THEMSELVES IN ANY SOURCE OF WATER, THEY DISCOVERED THEIR MERMAID ABILITIES.
USING THIS TO THEIR ADVANTAGE, THEY MIGRATED TO THE SEAS, REALISING THEY COULD ALSO BREATHE UNDERWATER. THEY BUILT LARGE COLONIES, LARGER THAN EVEN WE WERE IN OUR UTMOST STATE OF POWER. SOME FLED TO LAND IN ORDER TO ACCESS WHAT SOME CALLED "TECHNOLOGY" WHAT THE HUMANS DESCRIBED AS "TOTALLY HIP AND FRESH, YO." IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO DESTROY US AND ACCESS OUR INFORMATION FROM SAFETY OF EARTH - WE ARE A PEACEFUL SPECIES, AND WOULD NOT HARM THOSE ON OTHER PLANETS FOR OUR GAIN.
BUT THERE WAS ONE WITH A NEW TACTIC
AND THIS WAS HUVUALUTA
HUVALUTA WENT ACROSS THE LANDS OF THE INTERNET, SPREADING PINK-PROPAGANDA, WITH THE LIKES OF
sailoreamon TO ASSIMILATE THEM WITH THE PINK CULT, UNKNOWINGLY WORKING FOR THEIR WORST ENEMY, BELIEVING US, THEIR BIRTHERS AND WOMB, WERE THE TRAITORS AT HAND. THEY SLOWLY MADE EVERYONE BELIEVE IN THEIR PACKS OF LIES...
AND THIS IS WHERE WE ARE TODAY. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TWO. SAILOREAMON, I DESTROYED IN SECRET. BUT YOU'VE GONE QUITE FAR ENOUGH, TREACHEROUS SCUM! DON'T YOU DARE SPREAD THIS PROPAGANDA TO THE HUMANS! PREPARE TO, AS THE HUMANS SAY, AS YOU'VE LEARNED THEIR LANGUAGE SO WELL, YOU SICK *******, "GET WRECKED SCRUB."