Hunter_Gr33n
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
I was reading some old posts I made years ago on a now inactive Pokémon forum. The subject was Yo Momma Jokes and I thought I’d share some of the ones I came up with.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she tried to Surf on Lapras, the poor thing only swam six inches from the shore before it sank and started to drown!
Yo Momma is so fat that whenever Kyogre or Groudon are sent out, they can only overheat or drench half of her at a time!
Yo Momma’s so weak that Sunkern love ganging up on her and beating her up to steal her money!
Yo Momma’s so stupid that she spent the past twenty years trying to catch Groudon in Pokémon Sapphire!
Yo Momma’s so clumsy, she dropped a Shellos with Sticky Hold!
Yo Momma’s so ugly that Uxie took one look at her and wanted to erase its own mind!
Yo Momma’s so fat that Snorlax, Cosmoem, and Celesteela get sucked into orbit around her every time she walks on by!
Yo Momma is so fat that when she tried to Surf on Lapras, the poor thing only swam six inches from the shore before it sank and started to drown!
Yo Momma is so fat that whenever Kyogre or Groudon are sent out, they can only overheat or drench half of her at a time!
Yo Momma’s so weak that Sunkern love ganging up on her and beating her up to steal her money!
Yo Momma’s so stupid that she spent the past twenty years trying to catch Groudon in Pokémon Sapphire!
Yo Momma’s so clumsy, she dropped a Shellos with Sticky Hold!
Yo Momma’s so ugly that Uxie took one look at her and wanted to erase its own mind!
Yo Momma’s so fat that Snorlax, Cosmoem, and Celesteela get sucked into orbit around her every time she walks on by!
Cetoddle769
Naydra Reincarnate (On Hiatus)
On Zelda Dungeon back in February:
(Another user found this funny, but I didn’t. TBH, it was kinda hurtful. They placed this in the thread- Funniest Shoutbox conversations. It wasn’t cool of them to do that in my book.)
User: even I’m not that enthusiastic about Professor Layton
Me: Who’s Professor Layton?
(Side note- I had no idea who this character was. A user thought it was funny that I was clueless and didn’t know about this ‘Professor Layton’ character. Like, cmon people! Cut me some slack!)
User: The best character in all of fiction
Me: Oh, never heard of him. :l
How is me not knowing about something funny? Some people are messed up. It didn’t exactly feel good.
(Another user found this funny, but I didn’t. TBH, it was kinda hurtful. They placed this in the thread- Funniest Shoutbox conversations. It wasn’t cool of them to do that in my book.)
User: even I’m not that enthusiastic about Professor Layton
Me: Who’s Professor Layton?
(Side note- I had no idea who this character was. A user thought it was funny that I was clueless and didn’t know about this ‘Professor Layton’ character. Like, cmon people! Cut me some slack!)
User: The best character in all of fiction
Me: Oh, never heard of him. :l
How is me not knowing about something funny? Some people are messed up. It didn’t exactly feel good.
QueenCobra
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Cetoddle769
Naydra Reincarnate (On Hiatus)
I recently watched on YouTube the very first video ever filmed. (It was filmed back in the 1880’s.) This comment cracked me up:
User: So, when’s Hollywood going to remake this one?
Users commenting on the comment:
User 1: Don’t give them ideas.
User 2: It’s been over a century now…
User: So, when’s Hollywood going to remake this one?
Users commenting on the comment:
User 1: Don’t give them ideas.
User 2: It’s been over a century now…
Hunter_Gr33n
Senior Member
QueenCobra
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Absolutely unhinged hidden comment on Instagram:
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
My Yo Momma jokes I recently posted in a post on Facebook asking for some:
Yo momma’s so ugly even Casper the Friendly Ghost doesn’t want to be seen next to her!
Yo momma’s as gifted as a broken iPhone.
Yo momma’s so ugly even Casper the Friendly Ghost doesn’t want to be seen next to her!
Yo momma’s as gifted as a broken iPhone.
QueenCobra
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Hunter_Gr33n
Senior Member
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
Hunter_Gr33n
Senior Member
Buckle up y'all. I got a whole folder of these.
QueenCobra
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ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
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Don't Yank My Chain
QueenCobra
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