Giveaway POST DOG QUOTES - WINNERS ANNOUNCED - Celebrate with the Pen & LuLu

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Lulu can do a backflip ~


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Lulu can play dead?

(or because i wont be here next hour:

Lulu can leave a snack on her nose and not eat it.
 
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

Lulu.
 
OMG!!! These are all so hilarious! I can see I will be making more Random Awards!!
None of the trick guesses are correct yet ... I will be posting a clue in at 12 noon my time, or 3 PM forum time ... stay tuned!
 
LMAO !! No correct guesses yet ... hint coming soon ... Meanwhile ... enjoy Maxine's cartoon hahaha

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clue posted ... see OP … first correct post wins the Green Balloon … please make sure you follow the rules … within one hour and include the name as outlined in OP
 
LULU

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt todisgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. ********!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ********. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
 
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