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Giveaway POST DOG QUOTES - WINNERS ANNOUNCED - Celebrate with the Pen & LuLu
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BiggKitty
Don't make me cross!
LuLu
One day the old dachshound starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Dachshound thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Dachshound exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old Dachshound nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old Dachshound sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old Dachshound sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Dachshound says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.[/B]
One day the old dachshound starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Dachshound thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Dachshound exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old Dachshound nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old Dachshound sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old Dachshound sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Dachshound says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.[/B]
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The Pennifer
💙 Bye, Lulu 💙
Going to reply to all the guesses in one post ... No correct guesses yet ... I will provide a clue later if it is needed ... 
Beautiful picture, MagsyPies! And a great name! Lol
BiggKitty ... You are being awarded a Random Ode to Age and Old Dogs Award! 100tbts! ♥
My favorite guesses so far, although incorrect, and Lulu may indeed be capable of doing them, are KainAronoele - yoga, and Mantis - Lulu is an Elvis impersonator !!
The other guesses, while all being tricks that Lulu performs, are not the special one.
It is very cute and I think quite funny!
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Beautiful picture, MagsyPies! And a great name! Lol
BiggKitty ... You are being awarded a Random Ode to Age and Old Dogs Award! 100tbts! ♥
My favorite guesses so far, although incorrect, and Lulu may indeed be capable of doing them, are KainAronoele - yoga, and Mantis - Lulu is an Elvis impersonator !!
The other guesses, while all being tricks that Lulu performs, are not the special one.
It is very cute and I think quite funny!
♥ ♥ ♥
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