Pickup Lines

[Nic]

"If you were a booger, I pick YOU first!"

 

[djman900]

This may be perverted oh well.
I use two.
"Mixing beats is harder than moving strings"
I don't watch porn, I just make it."

 

[Rockman!]

"Are you a Pokemon, cause I'd like to take a Pika-chu."

 

[kalinn]

I saw these on a site.
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"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? "
"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. "
"f you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? "
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My gawd

haha these ones are hilarious
xDD

 

[Gnome]

"Hey baby, your legs are the word of the day, now lets go back to my place and spread the word."

 

[GetSumSunBK]

uh-oh. dirty joke: <div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Do you work at Subway? because you're giving me a foot long</div>

 

[Roachey#2]

uh-oh. dirty joke: <div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Do you work at Subway? because you're giving me a foot long</div>

oh gawd

umm ok how about dis(i know it sucks)... do u know karate cuz yo bodies kicking

 

[Goaliegal49]

There are to many to name just one as the worst that I've heard.

 

[Roachey#2]

is there any pick up lines that dont sound perverted lol

 

[Gnome]

"Hey you look young, and kind, would you like to go on a date with me?"

 

[kalinn]

is there any pick up lines that dont sound perverted lol

ya, but they're not funny.
such as: i need a map, cause i got lost in your eyes.
laaame

 

[Ricano]

How was heaven when you left it?

 

[fitzy]

Go out with me or die...

wtf?

 

[The Sign Painter]

This one shirt in Hot Topic said:

"Let's play carpenter! First we will get hammered, then I will nail you!"

 

[[Nook]]

It's a me, nook the gyroid collector! Good times...good times...

 

[Lord Yuan]

A- Do you have tickets?

B-Tickets to what?

A- TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW? *flex*

 

[merinda!]

Bump ;O

'If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas could I be in between?'

 

[Conor]

''I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[-Aaron]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Do you work in a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.</div>

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.