Oh Jesus. :(

[The Sign Painter]

I just found out that my girlfriend likes Twilight thanks to her Twilight fan girl friend.

And I told her taht I am going to read Twilight so I can understand what she talks about when she rambles on about it.

If there is anything you want to say to me before I crack, do it now.

 

[coffeebean!]

BREAK UP WITH HER

OMG
DO IT

 

[The Sign Painter]

But I don't wanna.
I am trying to convert her back to the sensible side, she is not a complete Twi-Tard.
Yet.

 

[Nic]

Hey come to my school, they have t-shirts, jackets, bags that say "Team Jacob" and "Team Edward" and I bet the freshman have underwear to.

 

[The Sign Painter]

They have those at my school too.

Its really sad.

 

[Nic]

They have those at my school too.

Its really sad.

You know they have underwear that have have edward in the middle in the crotch area.

 

[coffeebean!]

But I don't wanna.
I am trying to convert her back to the sensible side, she is not a complete Twi-Tard.
Yet.

DOOOOOOO EEEEEET

 

[The Sign Painter]

They have those at my school too.

Its really sad.

You know they have underwear that have have edward in the middle in the crotch area.

*cocks gun*
Who wants to help me suicide???

 

[Metal_Sonic007]

underwear 2 wow now thats extremely weird.

 

[Megamannt125]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

 

[Thunder]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Jenn was a Twilight fan, she turned out al-

....

Oh noes.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Too late, I already said something bad about it.

I told her that she needs to realize how bad it is and then she goes,"But I like it"

If she wears a piece of Twilight clothing I am going to bang my head against the wall.

 

[NikoKing]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Too late, I already said something bad about it.

I told her that she needs to realize how bad it is and then she goes,"But I like it"

If she wears a piece of Twilight clothing I am going to bang my head against the wall.

Trust me, I bet she will wear a twilight shirt by some kind of time.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Too late, I already said something bad about it.

I told her that she needs to realize how bad it is and then she goes,"But I like it"

If she wears a piece of Twilight clothing I am going to bang my head against the wall.

Trust me, I bet she will wear a twilight shirt by some kind of time.

Might as well enjoy my time as she isn't a complete Twi-Tard.

 

[Ricano]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Too late, I already said something bad about it.

I told her that she needs to realize how bad it is and then she goes,"But I like it"

If she wears a piece of Twilight clothing I am going to bang my head against the wall.

Trust me, I bet she will wear a twilight shirt by some kind of time.

Might as well enjoy my time as she isn't a complete Twi-Tard.

And before you are brainwashed into being one too.

 

[NikoKing]

Too late, she's no longer human, she's a twilight fan, don't say anything bad about twilight around her if you value your life.

Too late, I already said something bad about it.

I told her that she needs to realize how bad it is and then she goes,"But I like it"

If she wears a piece of Twilight clothing I am going to bang my head against the wall.

Trust me, I bet she will wear a twilight shirt by some kind of time.

Might as well enjoy my time as she isn't a complete Twi-Tard.

Just wait until she starts decorating her own locker (if she has one) with either pictures of Jacob or Edward... yeah.

 

[merinda!]

I liked Taylor Lautner in Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I always thought he was pre hot, now I'm just put off by those TwiHardFans.

 

[Miss Chibi]

Rob is a druggie... ._.

 

[The Sign Painter]

I have a request to make. It might be one of my last wishes.
I asked my girlfriend this, but it may not work, it may be her dream.

If I fall into the hole that is Twi-Tardedness, will you help me out by slapping me in hte face a few times?

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

Show...her....the....PICTURE!!! >

i wanna hear what she says =3