No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[Blues]

Perhaps... creatures. But the longer we go, the llama they get.

 

[Superpenguin]

Well we otter give it a shot.

 

[Blues]

Hopefully the others won't find them boaring.

 

[Superpenguin]

I am not lion when I say these puns are exciting.

 

[Blues]

Perfect! Then it would be eel of us to stop, though I gnu these would be hard to swallow. You may go first.

 

[Superpenguin]

I am fawnored to go first.

 

[Blues]

I'm just raven with anticipation.

 

[oath2order]

Deerie me, this is getting ridiculouse.

 

[Blues]

You should see us when we let the butterfly.

 

[Bambi]

Your all pretty Quack-witted. I wouldn't want to argue with you loons.

 

[Blues]

We're not loony. Just a bit bee-wildered.

 

[danch4n]

My uncle, William, joined the army.
He hated it when they yelled 'Fire at Will'.

 

[Blues]

I hope they had a porpoise for their cruelty.

 

[TiffaniMichele]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

 

[PurpleGemini]

I can't leave without making a pun? Hah, that's punny.
That's the best I have

 

[Robert Plant]

A pun thread?

Me Grohlsta.

 

[Dagger311]

I'm eating seafood, see, food? I suck at puns lol.

 

[MadCake]

I had a boyfriend who played pokemon.
He said "I won't Pikachu in the shower."
When we broke up, I said "I'm not gonna raichu a love song."

 

[Aloha]

Yesterday I walked into my friend's room and tripped on her bra.You could say that was a...

Booby trap
*Ba dum tss*

 

[Superpenguin]

Telecopying is the telephonic transmission of scanned printed material converting to a printed copy.

Those are just the fax.