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[Kanaa]

ok ok i got a good joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods, when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency service.
He gasps and says, "My friend is dead! He's dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's just make sure he's actually dead."
Then there is a silence, and all of a sudden a gun shot is heard.
And then the guy gets back on the phone and goes, "OK, what now??"

 

[Araie]

More PokePun madness. Hooray. (Joke #5.)

Spoiler: The madness.

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[RainCrossing]

Entry!

Why should you not give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go

 

[RainCrossing]

Entry!

Why can't white girls be in odd numbers?
Because they can't even XD

 

[Araie]

_-=~ Haiku #4 ~=-_​

An ocean voyage.
As waves break over the bow,
the sea welcomes me.

 

[aleshapie]

A daddy and baby ketchup were walking down the street when baby ketchup started to fall behind. Daddy ketchup turned back to baby ketchup and said, "KETCHUP!"

...so lame, I know...but I laugh because I hear Uma Thurman (Pulp Fiction) saying it. LOL

 

[RainCrossing]

Entry!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, Your a poo

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler: Answer

To get away from you.

 

[RainCrossing]

Entry!

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ew. Yes you do

 

[Jacob]

Entry!

Why did clown stop laughing?

Because he got hit with an axe!

 

[Bwazey]

I'd like to enter as well!

And for the joke..

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

[Araie]

-=-=- Haiku #5 -=-=-​

Autumn moonlight?
a worm digs silently
into the chestnut.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Haiku:

Animal Crossing
Is the best games ever made
I play it all day.

 

[ZetaFunction]

Haiku:

When you are sleepy,
You walk into a village
Filled with animals.

 

[The Pennifer]

Another haiku

Love A C N L
But, lo, a new love beckons
A C H H D

Spoiler: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Haiku:

Fishes can smell weird.
Bunnies are adorable.
Me? I'm a cute girl.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Haiku:

Life may be easy.
Life may be complicated.
But never give up.

 

[Araie]

Alright here is a haiku and a joke!
Joke - The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman.

~-=-~= Haiku #6 =~-=-~​

Summer here again.
Music plays sweetly, drifting.
And life is renewed.

 

[The Pennifer]

This is my funny but true living joke

 

[Heyden]

Entry 1 ;D