Giveaway Neester14's Swirl giveaway! WINNER ANNOUNCED!

[Cadbberry]

My friend told me this over a skype call, I died laughing, maybe cause I have no sense of humor

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry

 

[Vizionari]

Here's a really lame joke that I've heard:

What did the mitten say to the hat?

"I'll stay here, you go on ahead.

 

[Araie]

More jokes, 'cause.. why not?
Joke #4 - What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Spoiler: Answer!

Guardians of the Galaxy.

= - Haiku #2 - =​

Cherry blossoms bloom,
softly falling from the tree,
explode into night.

 

[jiny]

More jokes, 'cause.. why not?
Joke #4 - What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
(By the way, how do you make spoilers..?)

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= - Haiku #2 - =​

Cherry blossoms bloom,
softly falling from the tree,
explode into night.

How to make spoilers: [ spoiler = insert title ]text[ /spoiler ]
Remove the spaces

 

[King Dorado]

Cherries blossoming
fill virtual human towns...
Animals crossing.

 

[Araie]

How to make spoilers: [ spoiler = insert title ]text[ /spoiler ]
Remove the spaces

Oh, thanks!

 

[Dawnpiplup]

I'll enter! I don't know how you feel about Yo Mama jokes, but at least I'll get some entries XD

Yo Mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

 

[ZetaFunction]

Haiku:

I am in love, yes
The iciness of the cream;
It is beautiful. : w :

Joke:

What happens when you BAYLEEF in yourself? Something ONIXpected will ;D

 

[Araie]

Joke #5 (When PokePuns attack.) - Good EEVEEng, ladies and gentleman. Tonight, we shall see a show rather FARFETCHED... yeah, I'll just go ahead and show myself out..

 

[Mink]

@Araie that made me laugh so hard I can't even
WHERE DO YOU GO TO LEARN TO MAKE ICE CREAM? SUNNDAEEEE SCHOOOOL

 

[Araie]

@Araie that made me laugh so hard I can't even

Yes.. my master plan has fallen into pl-
Ahem. Dat's just wat I do!

 

[The Pennifer]

Howdy again ... Here are two more entries ... A drawing and a funny picture ... Lol

Spoiler: ART OF NEESTER AND GIRLFRIEND

Spoiler: FUNNY

 

[ZetaFunction]

Haiku: ( :3 sorry for all the haikus but I enjoy making them )

I desire all:
Popsicle, Ice Cream Swirl, and
Good friends most of all~

 

[Araie]

~-= Haiku #3 =-~​

The warmth on my skin.
Fire falls beneath the trees.
I see the sun set.

By the way, neester, how will the winner be decided?

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Here's a funny picture that made me burst out laughing...

Spoiler: Picture

 

[uwuzumakii]

I found this and I though it was hilarious!

Spoiler

Here it is

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Haiku:

Here comes a great day.
For I have no more homework.
Time to play some games.

 

[ZetaFunction]

This was too hilarious~

Spoiler: LOL

Another Haiku:

The frostfire burns bright
As the house sits freezing cold;
The winter will come...

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Here's another pic that caught my eye and kinda made me laugh a bit, but I found it a while ago~

Spoiler: Picture

 

[Damniel]

Take my entries out I don't want it anymore...