Giveaway Neester14's Swirl giveaway! WINNER ANNOUNCED!

[Taj]

Well you know what you're getting into

Neester's Ice Cream Swirl Giveaway (woohoo)
A Couple Rules
Please be respectful to everybody
Please don't sell the swirl within a month
This ends October 3rd, 2015
No post merges
I will be on very scarcely during weekdays just a reminder
A note: This will NOT be a repeat of peoyne's giveaway. It was fun but I don't want that (you know who you are!)​

Ways To Enter

Tell a really good joke that will make me laugh! 1 entry for trying and 3 entries if you succeed!
Tbt! 2tbt= 1 entry
Send a collectible! I'm looking for the may birthstone and cakes 100 entries per collectible!
Draw some art of me and my girlfriend!

Spoiler

and

50 entries for trying and 200 entries if I really like it! I like all kinds of art! (digital XD)
Write a haiku! I love haiku's and want to hear some! 5 entries for trying and 20 entries if I like it!
NEW:Write a scary story! Remember PG-13 ( a little swear is OK) and no gore. 25 entries for trying and 150 entries if I really like it!

Art can only be used twice!
Stories only 5 times!
Jokes and haikus can be used once every hour!


And I think that's it, but I'll be sure to add new entry method's if I can think of them!
Remember to have fun! ​

 

[Dinosaurz]

Would enter but I'm lazy so good luck!

 

[Taj]

Would enter but I'm lazy so good luck!

hehe thanks! I tried to keep it as straightforward as possible

 

[jiny]

Entering! Thanks for this neester!

I'll try to draw you and your girlfriend c:

 

[Araie]

I would like to enter!
Joke (I know that I have used it before, but it's pretty good. ) - Tom, Bob and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Bob will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps.

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story - I forgot the keys downstairs."

A drawing will be coming your way shorty!​

 

[BunnyFox]

Good luck neester

 

[Taj]

Entering! Thanks for this neester!

I'll try to draw you and your girlfriend c:

thanks! c:

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Good luck neester

thanks!

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I would like to enter!
Joke (I know that I have used it before, but it's pretty good. ) - Tom, Bob and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Bob will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps.

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story - I forgot the keys downstairs."

A drawing will be coming your way shorty!​

OK that made me laugh. 3 entries for you!

 

[Damniel]

Joke: So I went to private school during 8th grade so I could get a "better education) it was $1k each month to stay in the school. On the first month I learned something that was worth the $1,000:
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

 

[Araie]

Hooray!

 

[Taj]

Joke: So I went to private school during 8th grade so I could get a "better education) it was $1k each month to stay in the school. On the first month I learned something that was worth the $1,000:
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

nada. 1 for you XD

 

[Damniel]

Spoiler: made you 2!

You your Gf

 

[Araie]

I hope this is okay. <3
Drawing ~ http://imgur.com/MUxJVKy

Oh, and - Joke #2 (I know, I repeated another one I have done before.. I'm not very creative, haha.) - I bet Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

 

[himeki]

I rather like pies,
But I also like chicken.
What do you prefer?


*HAIKU*

 

[Taj]

Updated stuff! I like the drawings!

 

[ZetaFunction]

Haiku:

That swirl is so good,
It's beckoning me to taste~
Delicious! More please!

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Give Me the Swirl

Hand over the swirl
If not, you'll get a swirlie
Which will it be then?

 

[Mink]

I would like to enter ovo:
Five syllables here
And here you have seven more
And now five, happy?

 

[Araie]

- Haiku -​

The moonlight filters through
This cold withered winter
That shall cease in time.

Joke #3 - I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.

 

[The Pennifer]

Hey, Neester! Great idea for a Giveaway! I am sure this will be a lot of fun!! You have always contributed a great deal of fun on my giveaways so I happily return the favour!

1) Haiku: (inspired by my ongoing ear affliction)

Every sound is faint
Saying "hah?" A lot! Can't hear
Ear doc shakes his head

2) sending 10 TBTs

3) joke/funny picture

Spoiler: Ha Ha

4) I will try some art for you too, but I just wanted to say that I really appreciate the way you worded the instructions
For the art entries

 

[milkday]

when it rains the earth
feels like everything has been
washed away- we'll start again
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crying is like rain too,
if you cry your sadness gets washed
away like dust in water

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some awful haikus i did!