My first time.

[Blue_Jay]

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My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.



Haha. I bet you thought this was perverted.

 

[Rocketman]

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My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...

:

 

[Princess]

I've read that before. So..

 

[Zachary]

Wow.

 

[//RUN.exe]

who milks a cow at night

 

[Numner]

Old'd

and nawh

 

[Thunder]

....Er,

 

[Lisathegreat!]

*Throws up*

*Reads again*

...I get it!

 

[merinda!]

Cows have breasts?

 

[Jake]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

 

[«Jack»]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

1. Wrong. Their udder is considered their breast, since that's where its milk comes from.
2. Wrong, nuff said. Plenty of evidence to the contrary
3. Depends on what you consider hair.
4. And you would know... how?
5. There are weird people.

 

[Jake]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

1. Wrong. Their udder is considered their breast, since that's where its milk comes from.
2. Wrong, nuff said. Plenty of evidence to the contrary
3. Depends on what you consider hair.
4. And you would know... how?
5. There are weird people.

1. It's called an udder discussion over. My mum's breasts produced milk but they arn't called udders.
2. On animals it is called "fur"
3. It is a superduper rare chance that cows will have blue eyes so I give you that
4. I used to live on a farm.
4. Yes there are.

 

[Thunder]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

1. Wrong. Their udder is considered their breast, since that's where its milk comes from.
2. Wrong, nuff said. Plenty of evidence to the contrary
3. Depends on what you consider hair.
4. And you would know... how?
5. There are weird people.

1. It's called an udder discussion over. My mum's breasts produced milk but they arn't called udders.
2. On animals it is called "fur"
3. It is a superduper rare chance that cows will have blue eyes so I give you that
4. I used to live on a farm.
4. Yes there are.

Why does everyone (Not literally) say "Discussion over"? To me, it sounds like an "No matter what you say, i'm right", IMO it's kinda annoying :L

 

[Vex L'Cour]

This reminds me of a joke:

What the hell was the guy doing when he discovered he could milk a cow?

 

[Rocketman]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

1. Wrong. Their udder is considered their breast, since that's where its milk comes from.
2. Wrong, nuff said. Plenty of evidence to the contrary
3. Depends on what you consider hair.
4. And you would know... how?
5. There are weird people.

1. It's called an udder discussion over. My mum's breasts produced milk but they arn't called udders.
2. On animals it is called "fur"
3. It is a superduper rare chance that cows will have blue eyes so I give you that
4. I used to live on a farm.
4. Yes there are.

The words may not be as exactly as they should for the meaning of milking a cow, but they work just enough to make it funny, rather than just unfunny and stupid. "I touched her utter" would immediately lead you to assume cow. You're supposed to find that out after you're already thinking, "What kinda perverted thing is this?"

So, due to the fact that it's just some poem with funny wordplay, you shouldn't get technical with the words and their meanings.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

1. Wrong. Their udder is considered their breast, since that's where its milk comes from.
2. Wrong, nuff said. Plenty of evidence to the contrary
3. Depends on what you consider hair.
4. And you would know... how?
5. There are weird people.

1. Yeaaaaaaaa you COULD say that, same thing different name scenario
2. Errrr most have brown eyes like most animals but blue eyed cows DO exist.
3. Well 'Hair' is usually considered to be a small patch where as 'Fur' is usually covering a whole section. Plus i wouldnt call it Fur or hair, just its 'Hide' since its leather so yea.
4. Dont ask.
5. Well say like you've spent the WHOLE day on your farm doing other stuff and THEN you relise you havent milked the cows yet! so you quickly run outside to do it even though its dark. Does it REALLY matter what time it is?

I think this is pretty dumb, trying to make a poem which sounds sexual and then the joke 'first time i milked a cow'. I was like 'whut?'

 

[kalinn]

1. its a joke
2. get over it
3. old'd

 

[Thunder]

1. its a joke
2. get over it
3. old'd

Well said Kalinn

 

[Robin]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

If everything was factual then the world is garbage.

 

[AnimalCrossingGurrl]

1. Cows don't have breasts
2. Cows don't have blue eyes
3. Cows don't hair "hair"
4. Cows don't "spread" their legs to get milked
5. No one would like to milk a cow at night

touche