Most Painful Injury

[Pear]

This happened today. We're doing a Baseball unit in P.E. Since it's baseball season, everyone was really into it. There were some people practicing, one pitching, and one catching. Let's just say the catcher didn't do a great job of catching a fastball, and it hit me in the knee. I try to refrain from swearing, but I said a few choice expletives as I fell to the ground.
Then, last summer at a boy scout camp I was chopping wood with an axe. Wood+Axe+Klutz=Cut thumb.

 

[djman900]

Well today my friend whiped me with a chain so i stomped like 10 times on his hat and kicked him in the stomach

 

[lucyprettyskye]

as a baby i was siting on the worktop in my chair thingy with my mum like cokking tea and she turned away and i was like jumping and i jamp off work shop i hurt my back badly and somtimes it hurts

 

[MattyofAlbion]

while sleeping i fell off my bed onto this drawer-thing (on the corner..)
it cut open my eye socket...i had to get LIQUID-stitches since you cant really stitch eyes...
anyways still got little scars over mah left eye...

 

[Nic]

1. I broke my *censored.8.1*.
2. I got my balls chopped off.

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>If you believed this you have some mental problems.

 

[lucyprettyskye]

EWWW THAT ONE MADE ME SQUILE LOL

ok another one was when i was 7 i slept in a bunk bend then one night i somhow fell off and screamed so loudly my neighnour came to the door and i had broken my foot

 

[Ricano]

1. I broke my *censored.8.1*.
2. I got my balls chopped off.

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>If you believed this you have some mental problems.</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>No babies for you rofl

 

[Nic]

1. I broke my *censored.8.1*.
2. I got my balls chopped off.

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>If you believed this you have some mental problems.</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>No babies for you rofl</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>;] I don't have sex with girls sir.

 

[Ricano]

1. I broke my *censored.8.1*.
2. I got my balls chopped off.

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>If you believed this you have some mental problems.</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>No babies for you rofl</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>;] I don't have sex with girls sir.</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>Lol i know
you've said your orientation before

 

[KingofHearts]

When I got my wisdom teeth removed. I had to eat ramen for two weeks straight. =l

 

[Ricano]

When I got my wisdom teeth removed. I had to eat ramen for two weeks straight. =l

hows it taste?

 

[Miranda]

I got hit by a car and had my hip fractured. That hurt pretty bad, it was nasty.

 

[Ricano]

I got hit by a car and had my hip fractured. That hurt pretty bad, it was nasty.

wth
what happened

 

[KingofHearts]

When I got my wisdom teeth removed. I had to eat ramen for two weeks straight. =l

hows it taste?

Now I can't stand eating ramen.... unless I absouletly HAVE to. =(

 

[Megamannt125]

My headphones fell between my legs.

 

[AFAccount]

ASDF

 

[BeatlesFan789]

Umm... oh, when I was 3 I burned my hand on a stove so bad I cut myself... and when I was 7 I was on the swings but when I got to the top I slipped, backflipped, salmmed face first into the ground, everything went black, and I awoke in the nurses office. I was in SO much pain...

 

[Ricano]

Umm... oh, when I was 3 I burned my hand on a stove so bad I cut myself... and when I was 7 I was on the swings but when I got to the top I slipped, backflipped, salmmed face first into the ground, everything went black, and I awoke in the nurses office. I was in SO much pain...

Yikes. Scar?

ohandlolthread.

 

[TheYoshiGamer]

Can't remember...

 

[BeatlesFan789]

No scar, but I took me a few seconds to realize and feel the pain... and then I screamed