This happened today. We're doing a Baseball unit in P.E. Since it's baseball season, everyone was really into it. There were some people practicing, one pitching, and one catching. Let's just say the catcher didn't do a great job of catching a fastball, and it hit me in the knee. I try to refrain from swearing, but I said a few choice expletives as I fell to the ground.
Then, last summer at a boy scout camp I was chopping wood with an axe. Wood+Axe+Klutz=Cut thumb.

Then, last summer at a boy scout camp I was chopping wood with an axe. Wood+Axe+Klutz=Cut thumb.